Neverending Annoyingness

Disclaimer: Once I convince the author I MUST have Kyo, she'll probably give in… evil grin Oh yeah, and I do not own any characters you recognize. Unfortunately.
Kyo; You do NOT own me. So shut up, stupid girl!
Shia; Oh yes. I own you! –evil laughter- I bought you on Ebay.
Kyo; WHAT!
Shia; Of course. –grumble- Baka Neko….
Kyo; HEY!

Summary: Three sisters, cousin of Tohru, visit for the whole summer.Talim, 16 years old, tries to get Kyo and Tohru together, while Shia tries to kill Talim for doing that and get Kyo to notice this fiery-tempered 15 year old. Finally, the younger Sasha, 13 years old, tries to make everyone be at peace with each other, at the same time challenging everyone to tournaments. It'll be a looonnng summer, that's for sure!

A/N: Okay, next chapter is chapter… -drumroll-… seven! Whoo hoo! Chapter seven! YEAH! -goes crazy- Uh huh, uh huh, chapter seven! THIS IS CHAPTER SEVEEENN!

The real life Talim; Um… Shia? Why are you going crazy about just seven chapters?

Shia; -calming down slightly- Uh… I dunno. 'Cause seven is close to eight and eight is close to nine, and nine is close to ten! And ten is good! Ten is my first goal! So seven is close to ten!

Talim; -rolling her eyes- Seven is NOT close to ten…

Shia; Anyways, this chapter is about –gasp- a new neighbor!

Talim; No. Way.

Shia; Uh huh. Yeah, shocking, isn't it?

NOTE: Uhm... I'm an idiot. x.X;; I forgot that I made Sasha take her bazooka with her two chapters ago, and I'm too lazy to re-write last chapter. So... pretend she didn't bring her bazooka but Shia and Talim thought the gun in her backpack was it? –confused-
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A week after the destruction of Disco Night, when they were all back at the Sohma's house, Talim looked out the window.

"Look!" She screamed. "Oh my god, look!"

Everyone rushed over to see.

"What is it?" Tohru asked, concerned.

Talim pointed to the house next door to them. "Look! There's a moving truck! Someone is finally moving in!" She said, a giddy expression on her face.

"WHAT!" Kyo exploded. "You called us all the way over here for that!"

"Yep!" Talim exclaimed, with the expression still on her face.

"That's so cool!" Shia said.

"Yeah, let's go over to say hi!" Sasha agreed.

"Good idea!" Said the ever-so-sweet Tohru. "Uhm… I would come, but I have to do the laundry, and-"

Talim interrupted. "Nah, that's fine, my lil' cousin! I'll tell her you said hi! Now, bye everyone!" She said quickly, grabbing Shia and Sasha and slammed the front door shut as she ran out of the house.

Everyone stood blinking for a moment.

"She didn't ask us if we wanted to go…" Shigure grumbled. "I wanted to see if there was a beautiful lady living over there."

Yuki whacked him over the head. "Pervert. Maybe it's a good thing you didn't go! Still, I would have liked to meet whoever moved in…"

Kyo glared. "Whatever! Who cares!" He ran up to the roof.

Tohru sighed. "Oh dear… do you think I should check on him?" She said worriedly.

"He's fine," Shigure reassured.

"Unfortunately…" Yuki said darkly. "Anyway, Miss Honda, if you like I can help you with the laundry!"

"Thank you ever so much Yuki!" Tohru beamed, and together they went up the stairs to the laundry room.

Talim skipped down the sidewalk to the house, Shia and Sasha following. The summer sun wasn't too hot, since there was a breeze.

They arrived at the wooden front door, and Talim knocked cheerfully.

The door opened. "Hello there!" Said Sasha. "We're your new --"

The three sisters blinked at the empty doorway. They heard a voice call from inside. "Oh, hello there! I'll be with you in one moment. Please make yourselves at home in the parlor."

The floor beneath them moved, almost like an escalator (except no rail).

"Oooh, nice!" Talim laughed, as the floor moved them down a small hallway. From what they could see of the house, it had many roses. Live ones in vases and dried ones on walls… and they were unusually colored as well. Almost all the furniture, from what they could see so far, were antiques. The lighting was a little dim.

A door automatically opened in front of them, and the floor halted. The door shut behind them.

They found themselves in a room with lots of large windows and cream-colored sofas. Shia plopped herself in a recliner.

"Now… how do I make this recline?" She said, looking around it for a lever. Suddenly the back of the chair fell back a little, and a footrest popped up. "Wow!" Shia exclaimed, a little surprised.

Talim looked at the recliner. "There must be a lot of technology in this house!" She said, laughing at Shia's stunned face.

"Um.. lemme test something…" Said Sasha. "Lights on!" She said commandingly. The fancy-looking lamps' light bulbs glowed with a golden light.

"Awesome!" They all exclaimed.

Suddenly the air in the middle of the room turned hazy, then materialized into a female around Talim's age. Her shiny hair was black down to her stomach, then was a reddish-color down to her waist. Two long black bangs hung in front of her face, yet didn't cover her eyes. One of them was wine red, the other bright violet.

Talim was staring at her. "How did you… are you …"

She smiled. "Yes, I am real." She laughed a little. "I just moved here. My name is Sumire, it's a pleasure to meet you!" She held out her hand.

All three of them cautiously shook it. "Yep, she feels real enough!" Talim clarified. Sumire smiled.

"People call me the 'Computer Queen'. I guess you could say I love technology. Everything in this house, techno wise, was invented by me. I control computers." She grinned. "And I love giving them a sense of humor. For instance, my refrigerator. And my car."

Sasha raised an eyebrow. "Um…" She said, but then didn't say anything else.

"Would you like a snack?" Sumire said pleasantly.

"Yeah! Sure! Thanks!" Talim said excitedly, before her sisters could answer.

"Um… okay then.." Sasha said, smiling a little.

"Alrighty then!" Sumire said.

Shia looked down at her hand, then gasped. It was slowly fading away! She looked around at Sumire and her sister's and they were fading too.

When they noticed themselves becoming opaque again, they realized they were in a different room, which was unmistakably the kitchen.

"Wow!" Said Talim. "That was so cool!"

Sumire chuckled a little. "I find it useful. My house is so large that the form of transportation I just used comes in handy."

Sasha narrowed her eyes in confusion. "Wait a… didn't you just move in here an hour ago? How did you get all this stuff set up? It's impossible!"

Sumire winked. "Computer Queen, remember? Everything is set up instantly. Another useful thing."

"Lucky…" Shia laughed.

"So, about those snacks…?" Talim said.

"Of course! Help yourselves." Sumire turned around, and the three sisters did the same.

Behind them was a huge refrigerator. It took up a whole wall of the brownish-goldish painted kitchen. It also went up to the ceiling.

"What would you like to drink?" A female voice came from it.

"Ooh.." Talim said.

"Coke for me." Sumire said.

"What? Coke again? Sumire, why not try some beer? Rum? Wine?"

"I'm not 21!" Sumire said.

"ANYTHING! How about brandy?"

"I want Coke…" Sumire sighed.

"Fine, fine. You always want Coke. Don't you think you should try something new, like-"

"Just give me the Coke!"

A coke popped out of an empty space near the bottom of the refrigerator. "Finally…" Sumire said.

A slightly giggling Talim said. "I would like a Coke too, please!"

The grumbling refrigerator obeyed, but Talim's bottle of Coke was a little smaller than Sumire's.

"Hey! No fair!" She pouted.

"Um.." Shia said. " May I please have a Sprite?"

"Yes! You did not order a Coke!" The refrigerator cheered. "You are the best! I worship—wait, maybe I don't, you aren't the Queen…"

Sumire smirked. "Damn right. I am."

An impatient Shia tapped her foot against the floor as the fridge ranted on. Finally a Sprite popped out, and Shia gladly grabbed it.

"I want to have a …." Sasha paused, considering. "Do you have any orange sodas?"

"Why, I have everything you can imagine, and more!" An orange soda emerged from the bottom.

"Well, why don't we all sit down and drink?" Sumire smiled, and they suddenly found themselves in a room with many couches, a tv, and a large fireplace. The living room.

Sumire and the three sisters each settled themselves in a couch, twisted the caps off their sodas.

A large white dog bounded up to Sumire happily, licking her face.

Sumire giggled. "That's my dog, Jake. He's a sweetie." She kissed the tip of his nose. Jake went to sniff Talim, Shia, and Sasha.

"He's kinda big…" Sasha started nervously.

"That's because he's part wolf. He's mostly German Shepard though."

"Cool!" Exclaimed Talim. Her and Shia were busy petting Jake.

"Um… okay then…" Sasha cautiously began to pet him as well.

Jake wagged his tail, then leapt on the couch Sumire was sitting on, curling up next to her.

They began to drink their sodas.

"Well, I have a story to tell you," Sumire said, smiling. "Okay, once the microwave was in an argument with the toaster. And so the oven tried to break them up, but the tv was on the toaster's side, and the refridgerator was on the microwave's side. All of the lamps in the kitchen were fighting too. Not to mention my heater! So then, while I was asleep, my electric toothbrush…"

The sister's started to zone off after they finished their sodas. Talim blinked, completely confused.

"Uh, we gotta go! It was nice meeting you, we'll visit again! Bye!" Sasha stood quickly, grabbing Talim and Shia.

"And then… oh. Bye then, hope I see you again!" Sumire smiled. Jake wagged his tail, drooling a little.

"Ew, Jaaaake," Sumire laughed. The floor began to move again, taking the sisters to the front door.

"Bye!" Shia called, as they stepped out of the front door.

They blinked in the bright sunlight for a while as their eyes adjusted. "Let's go!" Talim said, skipping back to their house.

When they entered it, they found Tohru preparing an early dinner, Yuki helping her, and Kyo sitting on top of the table. Shigure was nowhere to be found. (A/N:dundundun… where could he be? I dunno… I just try to get him out of the story. xD)

"You were gone for a long time…" Kyo grumbled.

"What, miss me?" Talim said.

"Never in your dreams."

"Good. I don't want you to be in my dreams!" Talim laughed.

"So, what was she like?" Tohru asked as she stirred the soup with a large spoon.

"Oh, she was awesome!" Sasha exclaimed.

"And she has a great dog.." Talim said.

"Her house was like… huge!" Shia cried. "Why can't our house be big!"

The sisters all began talking at once, so no one could understand what they were saying.

"Alright." Yuki said. He seemed to be the only one who understood. "I'd love to visit her sometime."

The sisters smiled. "We'll come too!" Tohru said, smiling at Kyo.

"What? Me?" Kyo snarled. "No way!"

Talim whacked him. "You listen to whatever my cousin says! Got that?"

Kyo grumbled.

Tohru spooned the soup into bowls. "Dinner's ready!"

"Alright! I'm starving!" Talim exclaimed, sitting at the table.

A/N: Whoosh. I finished it! Whee! XD Chapter seven! OH YEAH! Anyways… it was kind of hard for me to describe Sumire's house the way I imagined it. X.x; Oh well…

Also, I won't even think about posting the next chapter unless I get five reviews! Okay? xD