Third Chapter of TEH CRACK.
so yeah, this is the third chapter, I'm trying to finish this quickly but not rush it. We have to hold our own weight, the other person can't start writting until the first person finishes. I'm just getting it out of the way.
Disclaimer: Kubo Tite: I BOW DOWN TO YOU
and everything else I'm to lazy to mention: yeah.. thanks..
(note to Mag-chan: I SOOO knew that!)
Warnings for this chapter: w.t.f.ness, REALLY BAD LYRICS THAT I MADE UP :D (I'm not a rapper, i just tryed to make it sound offensive and rhyming, DON'T HURT MEH D:)
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Chapter 3: Tide
"So Hime-chan, what are you singing for the highschool musical auditions?" Chizuru asked staring at a few guys
"Yo, ain't it obvious. I'm gonna do some'a dat rap." Orihime said putting her feet on her desk table.
"Could we hear some?" The red headed female asked happily.
"Well only a bit" Orihime said and stood up on desk. She started beat boxing and sang
Yo all homes, high and low.
Yo all treated all like ho's
Yo got no dick
so y'all a chick
Get somethin down there you mofo.
(more beat boxing)
Stop bein' a pussy
and play with your sissy
She's got more balls than yo
So get a dick you gaymo.
"O-Orihime! T-that's good enough, you wouldn't wanna spoil it for everyone right!?" Chiruru yelled out to stop her friend from being suspended, yet again.
"Yeah, you're right." Orihime jumped back into her seat and eyed her jewerly that was piled up on her. Everyone gave a sigh of releif that they didn't have to hear that any longer, and probably won't for the musical, probably.
"Oi Keigo, what part do you want in the musical?" Ichigo asked at the usual spot on the roof.
"I don't know. Something that wouldn't take too much memorizing. I still have to play MMORPG's y'know. There are many good ones coming out right now. Being lvl 70 on WoW is getting boring, I've even had to play runescape for god's sake! Do you know how BORED I was, I've tryed everything, Maple Story, Trickster, Linage 2, Mabinogi, Space Cowboy, DIABLO, Ragnarok, and all those other lame games!" Keigo responded confusing usual. Uryuu looked at Ichigo and blushed a bit, Ichigo was too busy talking to Keigo to notice. Uryuu looked at his watch and noticed that the bell was about to ring, when it was the fire alarm. The whole school paniced and ran out. Uryuu, Ichigo and Keigo were on the roof wondering how the hell to get down.
"Yo, Ichigo!" Orihime said happily. The trio turned around to see a slightly burnt and Orihime. "It's just a smoke bomb, no biggie. So c'mon before the man gets you" Orihime said running down the stairs. Ichigo went down followed my Uryuu and Keigo. When they got out they saw Orihime getting charged and a smoke bomb. Everyone sighed and went back inside, finishing the rest of the day with masks and inhalers. Uryuu and Ichigo were walking home as usual since Ichigo's house was on the way, Uryuu's was a bit farther.
On Uryuu's computer
694U has just logged on
LastQuincy: Hey, Shuuhei! Anything new 'bout that new guy?
694U: Hey'd you get a name change. Well nevermind that. HE is SO FREAKING HOT!!!!!!! HE'S GOT TATTOOS ON HIS BODY!!!!1
LastQuincy: WHAT!? Where? How many? What's his name???/
694U: He's got them on his head, arms, and chest! That's all I've seen so far, I don't know if he has any more. And his name is Abarai Renji! That's all i know so far but srsly O M G.
LastQuincy: OMG you HAVE to be a couple. It'd be SO COOL!
694U: So anything new with your strawberry
LastQuincy: What!? Um.. No.. Nothing really.
694U: You gotta make a move!
LastQuincy: I know! But I don't wanna stalk him! Or I don't know maybe I do! But I don't wanna ruin what we have.
694U: It's called taking a chance. Duh. Anyways G2G Cya
LastQuincy: kk cya.
694U has logged off, Messages you send will be delivered when they log in
Uryuu was bored and decided to go to he WoW chatroom.
(I have very little knowladge of WoW so yeah )
LastQuincy logging in.
Ishida Uryuu
LastQuincy
Blood Elf
Hunter
Level 70
Correct? Yes/No
DedPladin: lololol hey Quincy wuzzup?
UglehGrnMan: Yeh hvn't seen you in awhle eh?
LastQuincy: Ah, sorry. There's this musical at my school that I'm taking part of
DedPladin: O Rly? Sounds lame. anywayz could you gimme a few gold, help meh on a quest or two?
LastQuincy: Do it yourself for once, I worked hard to get them too.
UglehGrnMan: I can see you Quincy. I'm looking though your window. You've got a nice ass too.
LastQuincy: WTF!?
DedPladin: WTF!? STALKER!
UglehGrnMan: I'm going to make you mine, Quincy
UglehGrnMan has logged off.
LastQuincy: THIS is why I don't play anymore
DedPladin: LOLOLOL DN'T DIE QUINCY LOLOLOL AHH WTF OMG LAG!!!!111
DedPladin has been disconnected.
LastQuincy: Maybe i should just go..
LastQuincy logged off.
Uryuu looked at his window and saw nothing. He shrugged and looked at his clock '12:24'
"I'll go to bed in an hour" He said to himself and started to find out what he should wear tomorrow. Then he went to the kitchen and got a gramcracker, ate it, thought about smores and went to bed anyways when it was '1:08'
Ichigo woke up with the sound of birds again. It was starting to annoy him a bit. He always thought about taking a shot gun and killing a few, but the locals would be even more afraid of him. He got up and looked for something to wear. After throwing on a brown T-shirt saying "Here, have a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP" and some random blue pants he went down to look for something to eat.
"Milk, apples, milk, beef, milk, god's taco, milk, tofu, milk, milk... Wait.. Where the fuck are we.. nevermind." He got some toast from the toaster picked up his school bag and left for school. As he was walking he turned on his ipod and noticed that the little sweater on it was coming apart. He panicked at first and after curling up by a corner he ran to Uryuu's house to get it fixed. Uryuu was about to leave when he saw Ichigo at his door. "URYUU, MY IPOD, HIS SWEATER" He cried out.
"I'll fix it at school, we'll be late if we don't hurry up" Uryuu said grabbing his wrist and tugging him away.
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YAY I'm more satisfied with this xD see told you it'd be a bit more cracky. No i don't have anything against blacks/whites/purples. I'm like asian and white lol. I just don't like rap, i'm not really dissing it though, just my personal opinion. I hate WoW though, oh if you do play, alliance sucks, it's full of stupid 12 year olds and noobs, horde is a crap load more mature and not as gay.
CRACK WILL BUILD UP!
CHAPTER 4 AT "Ichixrenji-smexy love" :3