Ok sorry for the wait everyone

But here it is!

Thanks to summer-lovin-2 for the request!

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"Finally that flat-chested bitch is gone!" Tena exclaimed to Tely. She nodded and smiled. It was a good thing that Sakuratard was gone, now they could continue in peace. And Sasuke can stop being pissed.

"Ok next one is-"Hien began. Then our favorite pervert hermit exploded through the doors.

"Hey there everyone! Wazzup!!" he screamed. Everyone sighed and other groaned. Tely anime sweat dropped. What was that about continuing in peace.

"Pervy Sage, you not supposed to be here!" Naruto exclaimed, pointing at his sensei.

"Why not?" he asked.

"Because you'll just ruin everything!" Naruto answered, loudly.

"Oh come on Naruto! I bet Jiraiya can sing" Hien said.

"NOOOO!!!" everyone shouted (even emos). Hien frowned.

"I want to sing!" Jiraiya exclaimed.

"Get up here then" Hien gestured. Everyone groaned again. They also grumbled and some hit their heads on the tables. Jiraiya skipped on the stage.

"And the song you will sing ero-sanine is-"Hien said. The card came out. Hien took it.

"'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred!" Hien announced. Everyone perked in shock.

"Alright!" Jiraiya shouted. Almost everyone fainted, but came out of it.

-Music starts-

"I'm to sexy for my love, to sexy for my love"

"Love's gonna leave me"

"I'm to sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt"

"So sexy it hurts"

"And I'm to sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan"

"New York and Japan"

"And I'm to sexy for you party, too sexy for you party"

"No way I'm disco dancing"

"I'm a model you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk"

"Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah"

"I do my little turn on the catwalk"

"I'm too sexy for my car, to sexy for my car"

"Too sexy by far"

"And I'm to sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat"

"What do you think of about that?"

"I'm a model you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk"

"Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah"

"I shake my little touch on the catwalk"

"I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my"

"'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk"

"Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah"

"I shake my little touch on the catwalk"

"I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat"

"Poor pussy, poor pussy cat"

"I'm to sexy for my love, too sexy for my love"

"Love's going leave me"

"And I'm too sexy for this song"

-Music ends song ends-

Crickets chirping

"Um, I'm done" Jiraiya said. Still crickets chirping.

"Uh, that was good, I think" Hien announced. Someone coughs in the audience.

"Ok that was good Jiraiya, please get off the stage now" Hien forced a smile. Jiraiya smiled big and gave thumbs up.

"Get off the stage, ero-sanine!" Naruto shouted.

"Quiet kid!" Jiraiya shouted as he jumped off the stage.

"Shut up you two!" Tena shouted. They stopped and Jiraiya sat down beside a drunk Tsunade and Shizune.

"Ok next is-"the host began.

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Well there you go

Is this a short chapter?

Oh well

Need more requests please

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