Konoha Karaoke Neji: Can't Touch This, a naruto fanfic

Ok sorry for the long wait everyone

I can understand if you don't want to keep reading because of me being late with the chapters

Sorry

But I hope some of you still read

Enjoy

Its Neji now

Just like I promised

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"Ok next is-" Hien began "Neji Hyuuga!"

Everyone clapped. The unemotional Hyuuga stood up.

"Go Neji!" Tenten exclaimed.

"Yes, sing with youthfulness Neji!" Rock Lee chirped as Gai-sensei nodded in agreement. Neji sighed and walked over to the stage.

"Um, g-good luck N-Neji-san" Hinata said quietly. Neji smiled at his small cousin.

"Thank you Hinata-sama, I will do the best I can"

Kiba frowned and huffed. Neji shot him a glare.

"Come on Hyuuga! It's taking you forever!" Tena complained.

"I'm coming" he called back. Neji stepped onto the stage and waited for his song.

"Ok, welcome Neji" Hien greeted. The Hyuuga was silent "yaaaa…could you show just a little bit of emotion?" he was still silent. Hien frowned. "Ok lets just get to the song" she pressed the red button on the machine and it began to rumble. Then the card came out. Hien picked it up. "And the song you will be singing is-" Hien looked at the card

Tely peeked out behind her "Oh! 'Can't Touch This' by MC Hammer"

"Hey!" Hien exclaimed.

The audience clapped. Some chuckled.

"That a good song to you, eh Neji?" Tena asked. Neji stared at her and smiled. But it was more of an evil smile.

"Of course, in fact this is the song I wanted"

Hien, Tely and Tena stared at him, confused. But Tely had an odd feeling; and not a good feeling at all.

"Evil smile" Tena whispered when Tely came beside her. She nodded.

"I wonder what he's gonna do"

-Music starts-

"Can't touch this" he started.

"Can't touch this"

The machine starts saying "Oh-oh oh, oh oh-oh-oh"

"Can't touch this"

Machine "Oh-oh oh, oh oh-oh-oh"

"My, my, my, my music this me so hard"

"Make me cry, Oh my Lord!"

"Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet"

"It feels good when I know you're down"

"A super dope home boy from the Oak-town"

"And I'm known as such, and this is a beat, uh"

"You can't touch" Neji looks over at Hinata's table.

"I told you homeboy" he side-glanced at Kiba.

"You can't touch this" Neji pointed at his now frightened and surprised cousin. Hien, Tena and Tely were just equally surprised.

"So this was his plan" Tena whispered. Her two other friends nodded.

"Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know"

"You can't touch this" he points at Hinata again.

"Look into my eyes man" he stares at Sasuke this time.

"You can't touch this" points to Hinata.

"You know let me bust the funky lyrics" he side-glances at Gaara.

"You can't touch this" he points to Hinata.

"Fresh new kicks and pants"

"You got it like that now you know you want to dance"

"So move out of your seat, and get a fly girl, and catch this beat"

"While it's rollin' hold on pump a little it and let me know it's going on like that, like that"

"Cold on a mission, let 'em know that you're too much"

"And this is a beat you can't touch" looks at Hinata.

"Yo I told you" he looks at the three boys (Sasuke, Kiba and Gaara).

"You can't touch this" points at Hinata again.

"Why you standing there man"

"You can't touch this" (TheDarkHyuuga: ok I am bored of writing 'he points at Hinata' all the time so F.Y.I. every time he says 'You can't touch this, he is pointing at his cousin)

"Yo sound the bells in school, is in sucker"

"You can't touch this"

"Give me a song or rhythm"

"Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em"

"Now they know when you talk about the Hammer"

"You talk about a show that's hyped and tight"

"Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic, or a tape to learn what it's gonna take"

"And now he's gonna burn"

"The charts legit either work hard or you might as well quit"

"That's word because you know"

"You can't touch this"

Machine "Oh-oh oh, oh oh-oh-oh"

"You can't touch this"

Machine "Oh-oh oh, oh oh-oh-oh"

"Break it down"

Machine "Oh-oh oh, oh oh-oh-oh"

"Stop Hammer time"

"Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this, then you're probably dead"

"So wave your hands in the air" (TheDarkHyuuga: for some reason I wanted to type this, sorry for the OCCness) everyone raised there hands up wildly, except for Kiba, Sasuke and Gaara.

"Bust through the moves, run your fingers through your hair" (TheDarkHyuuga: Ok once again, sorry for the OCCness) everyone ran or shuffled their hair, except for Sasuke, Gaara and Kiba again.

"This is for the winner"

"Dance to this and your gonna get thinner"

"Move, slide your rump"

"Just for a minute let's all to the bump" (TheDarkHyuuga: So- ok you all know whats gonna happen) everyone, EXCEPT FOR SASUKE, GAARA AND KIBA, started doing the bump.

"Bump, bump, bump, yeah"

"You can't touch this"

"Look man"

"You can't touch this"

"You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't touch"

"You can't touch this"

"Ring the bell, school's back, in break it down"

Machine "Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh"

"Stop, Hammer time"

Machine "Oh-oh oh, oh oh-oh-oh"

Machine "Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh"

Machine "Oh-oh oh, oh oh-oh-oh"

"You can't touch this"

Machine "Oh-oh oh, oh oh-oh-oh"

"You can't touch this"

Machine "Oh-oh oh, oh oh-oh-oh"

"You can't touch this"

Machine "Oh-oh oh, oh oh-oh-oh"

"Break it down"

Machine "Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh"

"Stop, Hammer time"

"Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype"

"I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic"

"Now why would I ever stop doing this?"

"With others main' records that just don't hit"

"I toured around the world, from London to the bank"

"It's Hammer, go Hammer, it's Hammer, you Hammer, and the rest go and play"

"You can't touch this"

Machine "Oh-oh oh, oh oh-oh-oh"

"You can't touch this"

Machine "Oh-oh oh, oh oh-oh-oh"

"You can't touch this"

Machine "Oh-oh oh-oh-oh"

"Yeah, you can't touch this"

"I told you"

"You can't touch this"

Machine "Oh-oh oh-oh-oh"

"Too hype"

"Can't touch this"

"Get me outta here"

"You can't touch this"

Machine "Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh"

-Music stops song ends-

The audience claps. Gaara, Sasuke and Kiba are sending really strong death glares at neji, who shook them off. Hien laughed out loud as she clapped. Tely was still shocked and Tena was about to faint. I mean come on, it's not everyday you hear Neji Hyuuga sing with such slang words.

"Well, he put an…interesting performance" Tely commented.

Neji bowed and walked off the stage.

"Um, th-that was r-really good N-Neji nii-san" Hinata stuttered nervously, still surprised at his pointing through the song.

"Thank you Hinata-sama, it was for you" he winked and walked back to his table, where he was greeted by a huge hug and claps from Tenten and Rock Lee.

Grr, that bastered Sasuke scolded inside his thoughts.

He is dead after this Gaara growled in his head.

I don't believe what a jerk he is Kiba complained in HIS head.

Hinata was blushing slightly. And Naruto…well he was actually ordering ramen from the stand at the side of the room.

"Ok, that was great Neji" Hien complimented "next we have-"

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Long chapter, yes I know

But it was worth it

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It will help me refuel my writing brain to write more chapters

And its March Break so I have a lot of time

Till next time readers