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Anyway, here comes our next singer
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"And the next singer is-"Hien began; she took out a name "Gai-sensei!"
The hyperactive sensei jumped from his seat and cheered.
'Yes! Finally it is my turn! And I will show of my power in the great song I will sing" Rock Lee began to cry.
"Go Gai sensei! You are truly the best!"
Tely coughed.
"Well, that's some confidence huh" Hien smirked. "Come on up, Gai!"
Gai jumped from where he was and landed on the stage perfectly.
"Who need to walk when you can simply jump from where you are"
"Yaaaaaa, ok, well your song will be" Tena pressed the button and the card came out. Hein took it.
"Gai sensei will sing…'Men in Tights' by Hummie Mann and Mel Brook!"
"This will be a great song, so much youth in its name!"
"I suggest you all cover your ears if you don't want them to bleed" Tena whispered and everyone nodded. Except for Rock Lee, who's full attention was on Gai.
-Music starts-
"We're men, we're men in tights"
"We roam around the forest looking for fights"
"We're men, we're men in tights"
"We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right"
"We may look like sissies"
"But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!"
"We're men, we're men in tights"
"Always on guard defending the people's rights"
Gai sensei began to dance like a maniac.
"Everyone! Cover your eyes!" Hien shouted.
"Hit the deck!" Naruto screamed.
"Agh! I'm blind!" Kiba shouted. Everyone (-sigh- except for the emos, Rock Lee and Hinata) began to run around, covering their eyes. Finally Gai stopped and everyone limped there way back to their seats.
"We're men, Manly men in tights, yeah!"
"We roam around the forest looking for fights"
"We're men, we're men in tights"
"We rob the rich and give to the poor, that's right!"
"We may look like pansies"
"But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!"
"We're men, we're men in tights"
Machine: "Tights, tights"
"Always on guard, defending the people's rights"
"When you're in a fix, just call for the men tights!"
"We're butch"
-Music ends song ends-
Everyone take out there ear plugs and finger out of there ears. Good. No one's bleeding.
"Th-that was…good Gai sensei" Hien forced a smile.
"Thank you Miss Hien it was so hip coming up here and singing!" he exclaimed. "And I am a better singer then my rival Kakashi!" he points to the closet perv. He looks up from his book.
"Hmm, did you say something Gai?"
"Agh! Kakashi, your cool attitude pisses me off!"
"Ok Gai, that's it, you can leave now"
The hyperactive sensei jumped from the stage and landed on his seat.
"That was the best performance Gai sensei!!" Rock lee shouted, excitingly.
"Yes, if you try just as hard as me, lee, you will be a youthful singer, too" Gai smiled and his teeth sparkled. Rock Lee jumped up happily.
"C-can you guys calm down?" Tenten asked. Rock lee grabbed her shoulders.
"Tenten-chan, I could be a youthful singer like Gai sensei! Isn't that the best!"
"Um, ok"
Neji sighed as he side glanced at his teammates. He took a glance at Hinata was eating a piece of bread from her table. Neji, quietly so as not to attract attention from his team, grabbed his basket of bread and walked over to his cousins table. Kiba noticed him.
"What do you want Hyuuga?' he asked, not trying to seem suspicious.
"I am serving my cousin some bread, back off Dog Boy" Neji didn't hid his annoyance. Kiba glared. Neji put the basket of bread in front of Hinata.
Here you go, Hinata-sama"
"Th-thank you N-Neji nii-san, a-are you sure?"
He nodded and walked back to his table. Sasuke and Kiba glared his way, but the Branch House member ignored them. Gaara wasn't really watching the whole thing.
"Ok the next singer is-"Hien began.
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Um there ya go
Yes short chapter
But the song was short
So I made it longer with the whole Neji/Hinata moment
Sorry again