Dobe

After an S class mission, Naruto was dead beat. In fact, he had been so tired that he had slept for two weeks non stop. A couple of icy stares from a rather irritated Sasuke was all it took for people to go against waking up the blonde. The stoic nin walked back and forth in front of the door. Every time he went in to wake Naruto, he got distracted. Sun coloured hair fell randomly over tanned, whiskered cheeks. His mouth was slightly open and they way the blonde gripped at the sheets….

Yes, Sasuke got very distracted whenever he got in the room. So he resolved to stalking outside of the door so no one could spot his little Naru-chan looking so cute like that. His thoughts were immediately interrupted by a loud scream. In record time, Sasuke kicked down the door (forgetting about something called a handle. Or maybe it took longer to open that way?) and stormed into the room.

"What's wrong?!" he yelled, eyes darting around the room. When he noticed there was no danger, he gave an annoyed glace at the blonde. It disappeared in seconds as his gaze landed on a watery eyed Naruto.

"Sasuke… I think there's something wrong with me!" he whined. The kyuubi container was sitting up but staring at his stomach, Sasuke didn't blame him for that one though.

"What's wrong dobe?" he asked, now quite disinterested with the subject. There were many things wrong with the idiot, but it was those imperfections that made Sasuke fall in love.

"Y…. y… You know how we did that recently?" he shyly poked his fingers together in an exact reproduction of Hinata's bad habit. Sasuke's eyebrow rose at the blonde's statement. That? What in all of Konoha was he talking about? After noticing the blush on whiskered cheeks, he knew.

"How could I forget, dobe? What about it?" his voice had lost his usual edge, it probably had something to do with the dreamy gaze on his face. How could Sasuke forget? It was probably the best thing that ever happened to him. His flashback was quickly cut out by another comment from Naruto.

"IthinkI'mpregnant!" it was all let out in a rushed breath and Sasuke had a hard time understanding it at first. Because of his superior intellect, and his experience with Naruto, he quickly picked it up though.

"What are you talking about?" Sasuke didn't know what to feel. Confused? Amused? In complete shock from Naruto's stupidity? He decided on the last one.

"See, my stomach has grown!" Naruto lifted up his shirt, and there was a slight bump in the kyuubi container's stomach. In the slightest, Sasuke was a little worried, and maybe a little happy. What if the kyuubi was really a girl, and had mutated in some way to allow Naruto to get pregnant? Maybe his clan wasn't doomed after all. Some how he managed to keep his cool, and think some what properly.

"Let's go see Tsunada-sama, she'll know what's going on," yes, Sasuke was proud of his answer. It was sensible and smart. Sasuke gave himself a mental pat on the back. Without a second thought, the two got up and left the blonde's apartment and towards the Hokage office.

"Tsunada-baba!" Naruto shouted as soon as he entered the building. Sasuke had casually draped his arm over the blonde's shoulders, emotion void on his face. The only reason for that though, was because he was thinking deeply about the situation. A part of him was happy, the other half wanted to jump the blonde. The second part was always there though, so he didn't pay it much heed.

"I told you to stop calling me such disrespectful names you brat!" Tsunade yelled back, a vein now pulsing on her forehead. It wasn't unusual to see the number one hyperactive ninja in her office, Sasuke was a surprise though. He usually preferred to stand outside the door, not wanting to get involved in the conversation. "So, what's on your minds?"

The two looked at each other. Tsunade was slightly worried about the sheepish look Naruto gave her. Scratch that, very worried once Sasuke got a far away look in his eyes.

"Tsunade... IthinkI'mpregnant," the phrase was said at the exact pace that he had told Sasuke, very fast. Like Sasuke, Tsunada had gotten used to the rushing statements. Tsunade then went through many emotions, just like Sasuke. Should she actually want to know? Should she fall on the ground laughing? She had no idea.

"What?" that pretty much summed up everything.

"See! My tummy has gotten bigger! That never happens!" Naruto had a slight whiney tone to his voice, there was no way he had thought about waking up like this. There was a moment of silence. What were you supposed to say in a moment like this?

"Well... let me check brat," was said after a long, long, long moment of silence. So Naruto was brought to the Konoha hospital, Sasuke following close behind, making sure to glare at anyone who even glanced at Naruto. Tsunade dragged Naruto into a room, and slammed the door in Sasuke's face.

The next 15 minutes caused Sasuke to wonder what was going on. Of course he would stay cool and continue to lean against the wall. It was in his personality after all. Another 15 minutes went by, and he was starting to check off names for the possible kid. He had eliminated a whole bunch until he got a top 10 for boys, and a top 10 for girls.

The names were scratched off the list when a giggling Tsunade burst through the doors. With an eyebrow raised, the stoic nin didn't know if he wanted to ask or not. He had no idea what the laughing meant, it could go either way. It could mean that Naruto had some how defied nature and had actually gotten pregnant... or that she was laughing at something else.

"You brats are funny!" she continued to laugh, which seemed to bring out a very curious Naruto. His hair was even more messed up than usual, his blue eyes bright with question.

"Nah nah... Tsunade-baba... so am I.. am I..." he couldn't bring himself to say it. Tsunade's laughing just got even louder.

"You've been sleeping for two weeks Naruto. Your body is used to lots of exercise..." she had to stop talking to let out yet another fit of giggles and laughs. "You've just... you've just... gotten fat!" that was the last logical thing they got out of the Hokage before she walked out of the hospital, still laughing her head off.

Naruto was mad, he didn't get fat. He also stalked off, but with a rather large pout on his tanned face.

And Sasuke? He was just a little disappointed.