Random Day at the Beach

by cassandralightcat

It was supposed to be a trip to the beach. But when you take along two sand ninja, two demon vessels, the handsome devil of Konoha, one from the dog Clan, and two girls obsessed with the MangaAnime, all you ever get out of a vacation is chaos & some fun.

2. Chapter Two

Random Day at the Beach, Naruto OC Style

Note- Okay me and meh friend thought the last Chapter was a hoot, so now I shall do this one!! Note the I dun own Craker Barrel or "Naruto".

Sarah & Tsuki (c) Sarah

Uzi and Rhi (c) Me

Everyone else (c) Masashi Kishimoto

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Chaapter Two-

"Hey Rhi, can we play my CD?"

"Depends." I hissed at Sarah. I was still pissed because of the time we spent packing and being fools. "Which one?"

"The one with ICP, Rob Zombie, and Flip Out Like a Ninja, ya know the party CD?" Sarah answered. "The one I made with Gaara, Tsuki, and you? REMEMBER-"

"YES!!!" I shouted. "And no. You can't. I'm in no mood."

"Pweeeeeeeeease?" asked Sarah.

"No." I said.

"Choudai?"

"No."

"Choudai, Rhi-chan?"

"No!!"

"Chooooooooodaaaaaaaaai? I will destroy you if you don't!!"

"GODDAMN IT!!" I shouted. "Hai, hai!! We'll listen to it!!"

"Yay." meweled Sarah. "Hey. When do we make it to Craker Barrel?"

"We get there when we get there!" I shouted.

"Ne, Rhi, it's around the corner." Uzi remarked, pointing to a restraunt around the corner in between a bunch of trees. It looked fairly crowded, but there were enough spaces for me to pull in and get us a reservation.

"Holy crap!! Look at all this junk!!" Tsuki exclaimed, looking around wildly. "Oh! Hey, Naruto!! Hey Lee!! Hey Kiba!!"

"WHAT?!" I shouted. I looked at Gaara. "I thought you said they'd be at a fish restraunt." I was carefull not to yell at him.

"I thought they'd be there." Gaara shrugged. "Guess we were fooled."

"Hey Rhi!!" Before I knew it, Kiba was hugging me.

"Hey, luff!!" I meweled, hugging him back.

"How was the journey?" Kiba asked. "You look annoyed."

"You would to if you had to put up with Tsuki and Sarah for 2 hours on end." I responded. "Speaking of whom, where's Sarah?"

"Hey hey, Rhi, Gaara!!" I looked up above my head and saw Sarah on the ceiling with a mini anvil. "Lookie lookie!!"

"Oh, (censored)." I muttered. "Sarah, if you drop that thing--!"

Too late.

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We sat in the chairs provided for us. I had a large bruise on my head thanks to Sarah. Thankfully it wasn't a big enough anvil to kill me.

We ordered in silence. Kiba got some bacon, eggs, and steak (Along with Gaara, but he didn't order about a baker's dozen of bacon or eggs), and everyone else ordered pancakes, with the exception of Uzi, who ordered waffels instead. Long story short I made it so I didn't empty my wallet so badly.

"Hey, Rhi are you mad at me for hitting you in the head with an anvil?" Sarah finnaly asked, clinging to Gaara in case I hit her with an even bigger wepon.

"No." I muttered through clenched teeth. "No hard feelings whatsoever..."

"Oh by the way," Kiba added. He reached into one of his pockets and pulled out a dog plushie. "This is for you."

"Tahnks, love!!" I shouted, huggling the toy.

"Here you go." the waitress replied, handing us the food.

"Ya know, Sarah, I hope you can eat all this. You had like a dozen packs of poprocks before we left." I muttered, rubbing the bruise on my head.

"I'm not sleepy!! Or full!!" Sarah shouted. Then- FLOP! Her head fell into the pancakes.

Kiba stared at her. Then, "Ya know what I haven't seen in a while? Family Guy."

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So, there you go, Chapter Two. Read and Review!