A/N: More of 'The Party'!
CHAPTER THREE:
"So," Luna began conversationally, "How did it feel?"
"How'd what feel?" was the unanimous reply from Hermione and Harry at once.
"Sleeping together," Luna sighed, as if the two didn't know what she was talking about.
Actually, Ms. Granger and Mr. Potter did have no idea about what Ms. Lovegood was talking about.
"Luna, you're crazy!" Hermione gasped, "Why would I ever want to sleep with Harry?! What would be the sense in that, dare I ask?!"
"Well…I'm asking because…" here Ms. Lovegood was about to drop a bomb.
"Because…?" Harry prompted.
"I slept with Ron," Luna practically squealed with joy, doing a 'happy dance', "I can't believe it! I mean, yeah, we were both drunk, but still…" Luna began sighing dreamily.
Harry horizontally twirled his index finger near his head.
Hermione nodded slightly in agreement.
"I'm asking you to see if you feel the same," Luna explained after she calmed down.
"We don't," was the synchronized reply from Hermione and Harry.
"Why?" Luna asked, curious, "I mean, couldn't you two feel it last night?"
"Feel what?" Hermione spat.
"Didn't you two…feel like…you…loved each other?" Luna strained her question.
"We were drunk, Luna, REMEMBER!?" Harry shouted.
"Yeah, so?" was Luna's retort.
Then Ron had to enter the room…
"Ron, you IDIOT!" Harry grabbed Ron's collar.
"You're awake!" Ron cried in joy, "I was worried about where you could be…"
"You're gonna be worried about a LOT more then just me, pal…"
"Oh, crap…Please, Harry, I won't tell Headmistress McGonagall about your one night stand with Hermione, honest!"
"How'd you know?!"
"Everyone heard the noises coming from your bed last night, Harry!"
"Oh, GOD no…"
"Please! Just put me down!"