Random Day at the Beach, Naruto OC Style

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Disclaimer- I only own Rhi and Uzi, and Sarah only owns herself and Tsuki. Master Kishimoto owns Lee, Naruto, Kiba (Waaaahhh!) and Gaara (I speak for Sarah and she says "Waaaaah!")

Note- If Gaara, Tsuki, Uzi, or Naruto start to like, you know, be all murdurous and crap, which I doupt will be severe, rating may go up later when I post the uncensored version of this story.

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Chapter Three-

We finnished eating and decided to shop around the place a little. Or at least the girls did. Gaara, Naruto, Lee, and Kiba went outside to play checkers. Apparently, Gaara was against Lee, and he was loosing.

"(censored) it all!! I dunno how to play this game!! If it was chess, I'd pound your ass like I did in the chuunin exams!!" Gaara roared.

Lee flinched. "Gaara...it's a game..." he muttered.

Meanwhile, me and Sarah were looking at some toy cats that looked kind of realistic and looked like they were sleeping.

"Why do you think they let real cats in the restraunt?" Sarah asked, pointing at a black one.

I blinked. "Hunh?"

"Dogs, too. Whats with that?"

"Sarah, what are you talking about?"

Sarah pointed at the toys. "These!! These sleeping animals!! How can they sleep through all this racket, anyway?!"

I blinked. "Sarah, they're fake."

Sarah stared at them. "Really?" Then she noticed the tag. "Oh..."

"AAAUUUGHHH!!!!" Gaara thundered. He had destroyed the chess board. "Naruto, your turn."

"I can't play now!!" Naruto cried. "You destroyed it!!"

"It's not my fault!!" Gaara shouted. "This game sucks!!"

"Okay!!" I shouted. "What say we get back on the road--Sarah, when did you buy the cat toy?" Sarah had walked out holding one of the sleeping cats in her arms.

"...I didn't." Sarah answered.

"STOP THEIF!!" we heard someone shout.

"Lets go!!" I cried.

We ran like hell away from the place.

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"I can't tell you how much I appreciate you stealing that thing..." I muttered at Sarah furiously.

"It was too cute!!" Sarah cried. "You would've done it too!"

"I'm not dumb enough to steal." I protested.

Sarah paused. Then she laughed. "Rhi never stole anythin--OUCH!! Don't hit me!!" Srah shouted, 'cause I hit her in the head with a wooden baseball bat.

"Then shut your (censored) mouth!! Jeese..."

Uzi looked behind us. "Are you sure they're following us?"

"Do you doubt Kiba? He never goes back on a promise." I muttered.

Sarah scoffed. "Really?"

"ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE DEAD!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ONCE WE HIT A RED LIGHT!!"

"You mean like that time Stewie killed Mathew McCahnahey? (can't spell it.)" Gaara asked.

I paused. "I don't fully understand that but yes. Like that."

"Hey Rhi, can we stop for ice cream!?" Tsuki asked.

"No." I answered flatly.

"Choudai?"

"Oh, not this again!! Don't make me pull over!!!"

Sarah, Tsuki, and Uzi stared at one anouther and had evil grins on their faces. Then-

"CHOOOOOODAAAAIIII, RHI-CHAN?"

"ALRIGHT!!!!" I thundered.

We stopped at a nearby Dairy Queen.

"Okay," I muttered. "Gaara?"

"Strawberry."

"Sarah?"

"Chocolate!!!!"

"...Tsuki?"

"CHOCOLATE!!!!"

"...Uzi?"

"Rocky Road."

"Fine." I answered. "I'll just take a M&M smoothie..."

"It sure is tootie (censored) fruity!!" Sarah chanted.

"...Yes. Yes it is..." I muttered.

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TBC

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