Random Day at the Beach Naruto OC Style
I still need reviews. I decided I'll be done with the story by Chapter 9 or Chapter 11. Or whatever...I don't care...anyway, welcome to Chapter Six. And just so's you know, I'm not making the rating go up, I pretty sure. It'll still be rated T, and I don't I'll posted the unscencored version either. So...yeah. Life's a beach.
Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto.
Uzi and Rhi (c) Me
Tsuki and Sarah (c) Sarah
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Chapter 6-
I woke up to notice Kiba left. He left a note saying he went for breakfeast at the place downstairs. I dunno why. Their food sucks eggs. Ah, well, I couldn't stop him.
Naruto was awake and playing the PSP Uzi let him borrow. Probably checking out the internet. "Hey, Rhi." he greeted. "Lee went with Kiba to breakfeast downstairs. Sarah's in the shower or something, and Gaara's outside looking at the beach."
"Thanks, Naru-sama." I muttered, yawning and streatching.
Naruto looked up at me and began to laugh a little. "What?" I asked.
Naruto shook his head. "Nothing. Believe it."
"How can I believe it when you're laughing like that?" I demanded.
"..."
"What's so funny, Naruto?"
"..."
"Well?"
"..."
"ANSWER ME DAMN IT!!!"
"...Sarah drew a mustache on your face..." he answered.
"There you go again!! Not telling me whats so funny!! You know, I'll figure out when you--!!" I stopped. "What?"
"And glasses." Naruto continued. "You look funny like that."
"...SARAH (Insert Middle Name Here) (Insert Last Name Here)!!!! GET!!!!! YOUR!!!!! ASS!!!!! IN!!!!! HERE!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!"
"I'M IN THE SHOWER!!"
"I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!!!" I thundered. "GET OUT SO I CAN WASH MY FACE!!!!"
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"Thanks for drawing on my face Sarah." I hissed furiously as I started the car. "Thanks a WHOLE lot."
"Hey, at least I'm sitting in the back this time!" Sarah shouted. "Now you don't have to put up with me up there."
"Oh, you, pretty chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang, we love you, and our, pretty chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang, loves us to!!" Tsuki chanted.
"Can we go now?" asked Uzi. "I'm gonna get a headache as soon as--"
"CHITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!" screamed Tsuki.
Uzi covered her ears and stared at her ex-sensei in annoyence. "As soon as THAT happens."
Rhi sighed. "Okay, lets go."
"Here's the keys Rhi!" Sarah cried. She handed the toy keys (remember those?) to me and grinned.
"Sarah! Those are--oh forget it..." I muttered. "Just don't be up to anything when we make it to the fort and there won't be a problem."
Sarah nodded. "Hey, can we play my mixed CD?"
"Eh." I answered, putting it in. It started on Boogie Woogie Wu by ICP, to which Sarah and Tsuki sung along to all the way there. When we finnaly made it there, I payed for the parking space and walked in.
"How many?" the person at the counter asked.
"Eight incliding me." I answered. As soon as I payed and got in line with everyone, the tour started.
"Rhi, why couldn't I bring my slinkie?" asked Naruto.
"It would've distracted an already diranged Sarah from everything inthis place." Kiba answered for me.
"You mean like the time Tsuki saw a shooting star and thought it was a UFO?"
Flashback-
We see Tsuki in her PJs staring out the window at a shooting star. "GAARA!! THERE IT IS!!! I SWEAR I SAW IT!! I SWERE ON MY LIFE I SAW IT!! GAARA!!!!!!"
End Flashback
Tsuki blushed redder than her hair, and looked at her feet.
"Yes, like that." I answered. Uzi, Naruto and Lee fell over with laughter. Sarah patted Tsuki on the back. "I coulda sworn I saw one too, once."
I just stared. "Alrighty then, shall we get this over with?"
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I'll make so you can see how the tour goes in the next chapter. I promise it'll be funny.
R&R