Tales of Symphonia Dating Chronicles

I case you don't know Namco owns the tales series not me.

Magnius

Rodyle had led Magnius into a room where he had a camera set up. He sat Magnius down on a stool and said, "Remember. This is going to be viewed by a lot of people, be them elf, half-elf, or human, so one mistake could screw you over for life." Magnius said, " So no pressure there." Rodyle gave a mad chuckle and said, "Action!"

"Hi, I'm Magnius Elm. As many of you know, I am one of the Desian Grand Cardinals. I am doing this because I seek a companion. I like to play poker on the weekends, along with drinking, nothing too hard though because I like to drive. My other hobbies are cooking. I especially enjoy making pasta dishes with a very good basil sauce. My idea of a good woman is one who isn't so uncomfortable with her body that she can actually stand to eat something, anything. Also she must be able to hold an almost intelligent conversation. Body wise, As stated before, I am not into women who deliberately starve themselves, but that doesn't mean I don't mind a nice petite figure. My turnoffs include people who enjoy hurting little animals. I mean I'm cruel but that act is just sick. I also hate instant ramen. If I don't make it, I'm not eating it. I also really hate people who keep asking me about my scars. There are some stories that are better left untold. I only tell people I trust about my scars. And I really hate people who are dishonest. In other words, don't apply if you have had any type of enhancing surgery in the past few years. Thank you and again, I'm Magius."

"Cut! Very good Magnius I just need to send this out and see if we can't get some replies."

R&R.