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Tales of Symphonia Dating Chronicles

Chapter Four Forcystus talks about his wife

Forcystus lowered the bars of Raine's cell and pulled her into one hell of a kiss. "Get a room you two." sneered Rodyle. They both broke apart. Raine said, "Wow. You've missed doing that haven't you?" to which Forcystus replied, "Trust me babe. If we were alone I'd be doing something else. For instance, I'd have George Micheals ' I'm Never Gonna Dance Again' playing in the background and have a bath for two ready with lily scented oils…" and as the Grand Cardinals minus Pronmya were listening to this most sickening display they heard Raine and the other females present giggling like school girls on crack. "So what do you say?" Forcystus was smiling. "Tell ya what dear. You add a back massage and it's a date." She had a dreamy seductive look in her eyes. Kratos, who knew just how effective George Micheals and warm baths were on women, them being the reason he and Anna were in so much love, asked, "So exactly, how did you meet?"

Forcystus pulled up a chair out of nowhere, sat down with Raine in his lap, and said, "It would be about fourteen years ago, next week Tuesday. You remember right Magnius? I invited you to help me christen my new liquor cabinet by drinking all the booze I stocked it with."

Magnius then said, "Oh yeah! I was bringing that bottle of Flanoir Celsius Tear Schnapps. Speaking of which, Do you have any of that left?"

"Yeah. I haven't even gotten into it yet. But that is beside the point. The point is that when Magnius arrived, one of my soldiers came busting in as we were about to start drinking down the Tequila I had saved."

Kratos the said, "Wait. You had Tequila?"

To which Forcystus replied, "I still do. But back to the story. The soldier entered my office and told me that the inferior beings were having a party. I was baffled because I could not think of any reason why they would have to celebrate as the Chosen was born two years previous. And then my math kicked in. Party equals booze. And you guys know I can't pass up free booze."

Kvar scoffed. "Of course you can't. the only time you drink with us is when you know someone else is paying."

But Magnius said, "And Forcystus shouldn't have to pay. As I remember it, You had those massive parking tickets and had your car towed a total seventy-two times just last year. And it was Forcystus who spotted you the money to get it out pay off your tickets. While Rodyle never got a license to drive and Forcystus was happy to give a ride to him. Pronmya, Forcystus ,and I are old friends from college. Enough said. And don't get me started on the Seraphim. Forcystus is basically a good Samaritan who asks for a little drink in return."

Forcystus then said, "Damn Straight. Anyway, Magnius and I went down to the village. We found the party to be held in a very big enclosure. There we were greeted by the mayor who upon seeing was going to pee his pants until he caught us eyeing the open bar. Being the smart ass that he was, he humbly invited us to join. That was where Magnius and I separated. I went over to the bar. He, being the poker nut that he was, found an empty table and started to entice people to join him so he could hustle them. Anyway, I had just got to the bar when my caught the sight of a young lady with her nose in a book. I could tell that she was half-elf. She noticed me looking at her and then she lifted her face up from her book. And believe me, she was the most beautiful woman I had ever laid my good eye on. And truth be told," He kissed Raine on the lips, "She still is."

Kratos said, "That's good and all but how is it that you ended up married?"

Forcystus said, "Well, You see, we started talking to one another. And then the subject changed to ruins and the Balucruf Dynasty, and you guys remember that I have a degree in Archeology plus my full elven was resident of Balucruf during it fall so I had a lot to put in to the conversation. But mind you she and I were taking in large amounts of vodka. And we drank until everything went blank. So imagine my reaction waking up the next day with a hangover in a room I did not recognize. I woke up and hung my head over the railing of the bed feeling as though I was going to puke. But I didn't. I felt a lump behind me and figured it to be Magnius because as far as I know neither of us would be able to drive and we decided to split the cost of a room. Anyway, I got up to use the toilet and found that I was missing my underwear. So now re-imagine my reaction to waking up in a strange room without my underwear thinking that Magnius was with me." He paused. Their was a light snicker in the room that was growing louder. Suddenly the entire room burst out laughing. "Yeah. That is so mature." He waited for the laughter to die down. "I thought it would okay at first. I could just grab my clothes and leave before Anything happened. But I checked the mirror and my current bedmate was stirring. And then her head popped up from under the covers. Now at first I thought that I was glad that it wasn't Magnius, and then I thought 'Oh Shit!' Because let's face it guys, Here I am naked thinking I was drunk enough to play 'Hide the Salami' with Magnius only to find that it was a woman. And this is why. You guys know that I don't condone sex before marriage. And that was when I caught sight of her nude form as she positioned the cover to give me a full frontal view. You can guess that I was having a nosebleed then. And to make matters worse she was waking up. Our eyes met. And then we did what any others in position would do. We screamed. And I was there trying to explain that I didn't mean to look at her. And then as I positioned my hand in front of my face to stop her from hitting me I noticed a silver band on my finger. She saw it too and immediately looked at her own hand and saw the same kind of band on her finger. And then I saw on the table a certificate of marriage bearing my name, Forcystus Percival Sage and Raine Nymphadora Cedar."

Kvar And Rodyle Burst out laughing both saying, "PERCIVAL! THAT IS SO GAY!"

"Better Percival than Marian or Skipper." Stated Forcystus smugly. "And I would wonder why you don't make fun of Raine's name."

To which Lloyd replied, "I doubt even Yggdrsil is crazy enough to get on Raine's bad side.

Forcystus said, "Point Taken. Well anyway. We stayed in that room for a few hours just thinking on what to do. I mean she liked humans for the most part and I ran a human ranch. We were two completely different Half-Elves. But after hours of deliberation we decided to stay married."

Kratos then said, "That's a such a lovely story. But I'm Surprised that you managed to stay married and not have any children." And a cold air filled the room. "Oh no way! You have had children?"

Forcystus started saying, "Cut it off!"

And then for the first time since Forcystus finished his story Raine spoke up. "We can't keep the truth from him anymore. He's old enough now." She turned to Genis.

Genis looked at Raine and said in a scared tone, "I don't like that look Raine. Why are you giving me that look?"

Raine then said, "I love you very much Genis but you are not my little brother. You are my son."

"…" Genis was wide-eyed. "…"

Forcystus then said, "Come give your father a hug."

"…" Genis was now looking at the wall like he was a broken toy.

"Hold on. I know how to take care of this. Here." Forcystus pulled out a bag of Gald and said, "How about you go get a video game system and call it a present from your old man."

To which Genis said, "Thanks dad." And ran off like he had smoked a lot of crack.

Raine said, "Now I believe you said something about a romantic night. Plus a back massage."

To which Forcystus replied, "Actually I was thinking a full body massage while I pamper your every need and then we make sure that Genis won't be an only child." Her only reply was to wrap her arms around Forcystus's neck and giving him a seductive look. And then he and Raine were off to his Apartment.

And then Rodyle said, "Okay. That was Random." He then looked around the room. "Okay. Whose next?" All the seraphim and the remaining Cardinals vacated the area leaving only the remaining members of the regeneration crew. Rodyle smiled evilly and said, "This could work." The regeneration party looked at him and gulped.

R&R. And please answer my poll.

Who should be tortured next:

A)Zelos

B)Lloyd

C)Regal