AN:
JK: Ahh…the nightmare begins! This will last longer than Demyx Has A Cold. The story is set up so that Demyx tortures everyone from Roxas to Xemnas in the order of their number, with…(Drum roll sounds) BUBBLEGUM! Duh! Why'd you think this was called Bubblegum?
Disclaimer: I own nothing.

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"Demyx…?"

"Yo!"

"Superior hates it when you chew gum…" Demyx looked up from his magazine. Roxas twitched nervously. "I-I mean…"

"Are…you suggesting that I, I don't know, spit it out?" Roxas flinched. Telling Demyx to spit gum out was like telling Xemnas what to do. But to Roxas's surprise, the older teen spat the gum into his hand. Roxas sighed.

"Thank- GAHH!" Roxas screamed when Demyx slipped his hand, which still had gum in it mind you, into the younger Nobody's hair, spreading it all out. "AXEL! Help! Get the peanut butter!" Roxas screamed , running down the hallway. Demyx started laughing his ass off and fell off the couch. Sighing, he got back up and put another piece of gum in his mouth.

"Ahh… That's better…" Demyx leaned his head back, into a very angry Axel. "Agh! Axel! Wh-What-"

"Demyx, care to explain this?" The redhead asked, pointing at his best friend.

"Ummm…how 'bout…no?" The musician answered, preparing to run. Axel summoned his chakrams.

"You. Are. So. Dead." He snarled.

"Shit…!" Demyx screamed, running down the hallway with both Axel and Roxas running after him. "CRAAAAP!" Vexen jumped a foot when Demyx ran into his room, jumped on him, and buried his face into his chest.

"Get. Off. Me." Vexen said dangerously.

"No." Demyx said, muffled by Vexen's cloak. "You know…you smell like mints…" Just then, Axel and Roxas ran in.

"Demyx! No fair!" Axel whined. "No going to Vexen! You know I can't stand him!"

"Excuse me!" The older Nobody yelled. Demyx looked up from Vexen's chest and smirked.

(Okay, time to act cute…) The musician thought. "Nii-San…" He whimpered, addressing Vexen and hugging him tighter. "I was just minding my- OMPH!"

"Tell me another one." Vexen answered, pushing the musician off him. "Now, what happened?" When Axel finished, Vexen had made up his mind to do something that Kitchi (( JK: For those of you that don't know, I'm Kitchi and I will appear later.)) hates sitting through. "Demyx- Wait. He's gone!" Axel and Roxas jumped up.

"Damn… I was looking forward to watching Demyx smash his head on something as Vexen lectured him…" Axel muttered.

"WHAT?"

"Heh…nothing…"

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AN:
JK: NO SLASH! Demyx was trying to win Vexen's favor. I hate lectures…