AN:
JK: Luxord, you're goin' DOWN! WITH BUBBLEGUM!

Neko: WOO!

JK: Meet my lovely assistant and best friend, NEKO!

Neko: I'm on SUGAR! And proud of it!

JK: Okay. Whatever.

Disclaimer: Still owning nothing over here! Okay, I own Kitchi. JM owns Mii. Neko owns…well…Neko…

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Luxord flinched. Demyx had to sit next to him during meetings, but he didn't have to chew gum.

(If he blows one more bubble…I swear to God I'll kill him!) He thought. He looked at Kitchi, who was fiddling around with a cell phone. (And HER! She comes out of nowhere, still has a heart, and falls head-over-heals with DEMYX of all people!) He shot her a dirty look. She saw it and returned it with a snarl. Luxord shot the Death Glare this time. She rolled her eyes and raised her hand.

"Yes, Kitchi?"

"Superior, why am I here?"

"Pardon? Last I checked-"

"I'm not a Nobody."

"Yeah." Demyx cut in. "She's the 'ghost member'. We're still Organization XIII." Luxord jabbed him with a pen. "Ow!"

"Shut up." Luxord hissed. Demyx blew a bubble. "THAT'S IT! I CAN'T SIT HERE FOR A DAMNED HOUR WITH HIM BLOWING BUBBLES IN MY FACE!"

"Would you rather it be in your hair?"

"You do that and I'll-"

"Both of you, shut up!" Xemnas snapped. "I'm trying to have a conversation here!"

"Umm…what were we talking about?" The now-oblivious brunette asked.

"Good God, girl!" Xemnas said, smacking his forehead with the palm of his hand. Demyx laughed.

"Superior?" Luxord asked.

"Now what?"

"Permission to get the peanut butter."

"Why?"

"Well, gum is in my hair and it's also holding my cards together due to a certain musician sitting next to me."

"Ugh. Granted." The Superior sighed. "Demyx, you're staying afterwards. I need to talk to you about this problem."

"Oh, sorry. I promised Kitchi I'd teach her how to play a sitar and/or guitar."

"And in return, I'd teach him how to play the flute and/or piano." Kitchi answered, not looking up from her cell phone. "Okay, Ixi-Nii. I have your number on my phonebook. I also have it set up so every time you call, it goes..." Kitchi pressed a button on her phone.

"Hey Mr. Wonderful, Oh you're so incredible…" The phone sang.

"Oh, that's cute!" Larxene commented. Axel rolled his eyes.

"I don't care. Demyx, you're staying." Xemnas said, paying no attention to the disruption.

"Damn…"

"Na na na na na na na na na na na..…" Kitchi sang. "He's my best friend, best of all best friends Do you have a best friend too?" Kitchi looked up at Larxene. "Does that make a better ringtone, Onee-Chan?"

"Hmm…"

"COULD WE STOP TALKING ABOUT RINGTONES?"

"No."

"Ugh."

-Much later-

Luxord walked through the living room and was pelted with bubble gum.

"AAAAGH!" He screamed, running back into the kitchen.

"WOO!" Kitchi glomped Demyx. "It worked!" She took a breath "You're my best friends, best of all best friends."

"Oh, God…" Neko and Mii commented.

"I was talking about all of you."

"Oh."

"LUXORD! HE'S BACK! RUN! RUN AWAY!" Demyx screamed, pointing down the hall to where Luxord was standing.

"SHIT!" Mii, Neko, and Kitchi screamed. Thet all ran down the hall after Demyx.

AN:
JK: Wow…this was long. Ah, well. The songs were Mr. Wonderful from DDR, and Best Friends by Toybox. Ixi-Nii means 'Big Brother Demyx'.Ixi is pronounced with a long I at the back and shortI in the front. Not that damn Neopet. Sorry. Had bad experiences with Neopets.Onee-Chan means 'Big Sister'. Bye, now!