AN:
JK: Okay. I'm back! Bye, bye Axel's hair. GREEN gum this time.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, blah, blah, blah, oh, you know the routine. Well, I own Kitchi and Sotto owns herself and Jerry the Stick.

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Axel was in his room reading when Demyx burst in and…HUGGED him.

"Axey! I luuuv you…" Demyx said, snuggling up against the terrified pyro.

"Wh-What?"

"Gotcha!" The not-drunk-or-on-crack musician said, slipping green gum into Axel's hair.

"ARGH!" Axel screamed, pushing Demyx off his lap.

"REVENGE!" Demyx yelled after him.

-Later-

Axel walked down the hallway still fuming.

"I swear, when I get my hands on him I'll…wait, no! Now I'm talking to myself like he does!" Axel said to no one in particular.

"There's nothing wrong with talking to yourself. I do it all the time."

"What? Who's there?"

"Heh…" Axel glanced behind him a saw a brunette standing upside-down on the ceiling.

"AAAGH! Kitchi!" Axel screamed. "What the hell are you doing?" The younger musician laughed.

"Just walking around, I guess. Don't tell Xigbar, but I stepped in mud outside and tracked it in his training hall. On the ceiling mind you."

"YOU DID WHAT?" Xigbar yelled, overhearing what the conversation was about.

"AAAAHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THOSE! I'M CALLING THE COPS!" Kitchi screamed, running down the hall ceiling with Xigbar running after her with his guns. "I'm warning you, buddy! I know how to snipe!"

"Wow…" Demyx said, climbing out of the broom closet that Xigbar just tried locking him in. "She's in it. Oh, wait!" Xigbar suddenly came running back.

"Run! She DOES know how to snipe!" He called.

"Hey! Come back! This is fun!" Kitchi said, running after him and firing bullets. "Hi, Ixi-Nii. Guten tag, Axel." She said to the hyper musician and confused pyro while still chasing Xigbar. "Aww…c'mon…run, dammit, run!"

"Um, hi?" Axel answered. Demyx cracked his gum. Axel sighed. "Spit it out…" Demyx made a face, but obeyed. "Throw it- OH GOD!" Demyx slipped the gum, still green mind you, into Axel's hair. Demyx ran down the hall into Xemnas.

"Demyx, are you doing what I think you're doing?"

"That depends. If you thought that I was running from someone, you'd be wrong. If you thought I was running into the living room because I'm going to miss MASH if I don't hurry, you'd be right. Bye!"

"Huh? Wait! DEMYX!"

"Wha…? Oh, God! I'll miss MASH! Here, Xigbar. Truce for now." Kitchi tossed the guns at Xigbar and ran after Demyx. In the living room, Sotto was waiting with popcorn.

"Hey! I thought I'd have to hunt you down and beat you with Jerry! C'mon, it's the first episode of the fourth season!" She said, hugging Jerry the Stick. Demyx sat down on the couch and Kitchi jumped in his lap.

"Dem-"

"Shut up!"

"But-"

"Through early morning fog I see, visions of the things to be…" The trio sang along to the theme song. "The pains that are withheld for me…I realize that I can see…that suicide is painless, it brings on many changes…and I can take or leave it if I please…"

"Suicide is the only way out of what I'm about to do to you…" Axel snarled. Sotto jumped up and mercilessly beat Axel with Jerry.

"Sotto! The show's back!"

"Oh!"

"Ouch…"

AN:
JK: Sotto wanted to do that. I have nothing against Axel, but when he threatens to hurt Demyx it's personal! I'm really good at sniping in Unreal Tournament, and I play some instruments so that's why I referred to myself as the younger musician. Heh…I shot Xigbar… The theme song to MASH is actually Suicide is Painless. Next victim will be SAIX!