AN:
JK: Good God! What have I dragged myself into? Poor Zexion…
Disclaimer: I own nothing…
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Zexion jumped 50 feet when Demyx ran into his room without warning and hugged him.
"Hi, Zexy!"
"If I'm correct, your little follower/fan girl will jump in here too, right?"
"Wrong. She's…erm…how do I put this…? She's helping Xigbar."
"With what?"
"…I don't know…"
-Meanwhile-
"That's- I- AGH!" Kitchi yelled. "That's not right! You're supposed to shoot the heartless! Not me! I'm just showing you where to attack! Can you even hear me? Of course you can…I'M YELLING IN YOUR EAR!"
"I know…" Xigbar muttered, adjusting the headset microphone he was using. "You're just fun to shoot."
"Oooh! You son of a...! You wait!" Kitchi pulled out her faithful sniper rifle, nicknamed 'Old Reliable', and fired. "I call an all-out sniper duel!"
"You're on."
-Back In Zexion's Room-
"Oh. That poor girl."
"You think? Hey, what're you reading?"
"Dean Koontz. He's a good horrorwriter."
"Soo…that means you've finished 'The Book That Gives People Clownphobia'?" Zexion flinched in remembrance and terror.
"Demyx, it's called Steven King's IT , and you can put it FAR back on the shelf...or destroy it. I don't care..."
"YAY!" Zexion rolled his eyes. Demyx sat there for a few minuets ripping the book to shreds.
"Aren't you done?"
"No." Demyx sighed. "Hey, Zexion?"
"Yes?"
"Any idea where Kitchi is?"
"Umm…"
"Never mind." Demyx sighed again and cracked his gum.
"Demyx? Why do you insist on chewing gum? It only gets you in trouble. Just spit it out and-OH, HOLY-" Zexion jumped up and ran into the kitchen, to remove the gum that was now stuck deep in his hair.
"Now, to get to work…" Demyx snickered, gluing the pages of Zexion's book together with gum.
-Later-
Zexion was walking out of the kitchen when he decided to stop by the training hall to see what was going on.
"Good God…" He breathed. Kitchi had half her cloak and her shirt blown off at the stomach, making abelly shirt, along with various other parts of her clothing ((JK: But nothing reveling, not her underpants or anything else, for all you perverts' info)). Xigbar had his entire top and one of his boots blown off.
"Do…you…give up…little girl?" Xigbar panted.
"Not…a…chance…" Kitchi answered, hurling Old Reliable at Xigbar's head. It connected, knocking him out. "That's…why…I…I named it…Old Reliable…"
"Good God! You need medical attention!"
"You need peanut butter." Demyx said, sneaking up on the unsuspecting Zexion and slipping more gum in his hair.
"NOT AGAIN!" Zexion screamed, running into the kitchen. Demyx pulled Kitchi, who had enough time to recover Old Reliable, away.
"C'mon! We have to get you out of here before Xigbar wakes up!"
"Right…" Both stared at each other for a second.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Demyx asked.
"You know it…"
"KARAOKE TIME!" Both screamed.
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AN:
JK: Take that, Xigbar! Man, I hate him…You know…this chapter was a little more centered on me blasting Xigbar to Kingdom Hearts…Ah, well! Ah, yes. I highly sugest that you DO NOT rip the book Steven King's IT to pieces...I want to read it...