AN:
JK: Xaldin's turn…MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Sotto: Umm…JK? Lay off the sugar…
JK: I'm not sugar high, I'm just HIGH!
Sotto: Oh, good Lord…I'd better restrain her…
-Meanwhile, In The Underworld-
Demyx: (Pulls out the Index Cards That Don't Really Exist But Are Still Here Anyway Because Demyx Always Forgets His Missions) Okay, lessee here…Disclaimer: JK doesn't own Kingdom Hearts. All she owns is herself, Kitchi. (Puts the card down) What?
Sora: Excuse me?
Demyx: (Inspects the card closer) Wha…? Aw, shit! This is KITCHI'S handwriting. I new it! They REALLY picked the wrong person to write my mission! Hell, they picked the wrong guy for this mission!
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"Vexen's havin' YOU clean his lab? That's odd. You like wrecking the lab." Xaldin said, leaning against the door.
"Shut it, Xal." Demyx muttered.
"And is that Kitchi-Chan's bandana you have tied around your head? That's so cute!"
"Coming from you, that sounds perverted."
"You don't know how to take a complement, do you?" Xaldin asked. Demyx adjusted Kitchi's black bandana so it was tighter fitting.
"I'm going to ignore you."
"Hmph."
"Xal, get out of here before either Vexen finds you, or I start singing."
"No…! I'm leaving!"
"XALDIN!" Vexen yelled. "Demyx is being PUNISHED! What part of that don't you understand? OUT!"
"I was on my way." Xaldin said. He smirked at Demyx on his way out.
"You tell my dad, and I'll kill you." Demyx said, plugging his ears so he didn't have to listen to Vexen's nagging.
"I won't…"
-Target Practice-
"Demyx is WHAT?" Xigbar asked, missing about three targets out of shock.
"Cleaning Vexen's lab. He's not wrecking anything either." Xaldin said.
"I've GOT to see this one." Xigbar said, walking out of the room in a daze.
"Don't use my name!" Xaldin called after him.
-Vexen's Lab, Again-
"Hey, kid." Demyx glanced up and saw Xigbar in the doorway. "Wow, Xaldin was right."
"Hi, Dad." Demyx muttered. "Waitasecond…XALDIN, YOU DUMBASS! I'LL KILL YOU!"
-Xaldin's Room-
Xaldin smirked.
(What's that brat gonna do to me? Hunh?)
-Outside The Castle That Never Was-
"DEMYX! I'LL KILL YOU FOR GLUING MY LANCES TOGETHER WITH GUM!"
-Vexen's Lab-
Demyx smirked as he walked out of the lab.
"Got 'im…"
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AN:
JK: Sorry for the wait. Ah, yes. About the Xigbar/Demyx father/son thing, I wrote a story about that when I was half asleep, and I misplaced it. If I find it, I'll post it. Xigbar's next!