AN:
JK: YIKES!!! Sorry! (Hands all the patient readers whatever they want) I told myself since it was Friday the 13th, I'd update one of my old stories involving the Organization, and this is the one I chose! So, TIME FOR MORE BUBBLEGUM!! (Cracks the gum she's chewing)
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
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Xemnas sat at his desk doing paperwork. He sighed as he looked through the complaint box, all saying, 'Demyx put gum in my hair!' Sighing again, the Superior paged for Demyx. A couple minutes later, there was a small, nervous knock on the door.
"Yes?"
"S-Superior-sama?" Demyx whimpered outside.
"Come in, IX." Demyx walked in and sat in the chair opposite Xemnas.
"Y-You…wanted to talk to me?"
"Yes. About the gum…"
-Two-And-A-Half Hours Later-
"And if you continue, I will be forced to…Nocturne, are you listening to me?"
"You spin me right round, baby
Right round
Like a record, baby,
Right round, round, round…" Demyx sang, proving that he was stuck in the 80's.
"DEMYX!!" Xemnas roared. Demyx jumped.
"What?"
"Why you…!" Xemnas began. Demyx leaned forward and blew a bubble in Xemnas's face. It exploded all over the Superior's face and got in his hair. "…"
-Later-
Roxas passed the kitchen when he heard two voices inside, one belonging to Xemnas, the other, Saix.
"Ah! Saix! No! It's stuck!"
"Oh! Sorry, Xemnas! Umm…let me try to twist it this way-"
"ACK!"
"Sorry!"
"It's stuck deeper!"
"Ugh…guess we'll have to cut it-"
"GOD, NO!"
"Sorry…but it's the only thing we can-"
THUD!
"What was that?" Saix opened the door and found an unconscious Roxas. He shrugged and got the scissors. He came back in the kitchen and cut the gum out of Xemnas's hair. "There now. All better!" Xemnas looked at his hair. It didn't look different.
"Thank you, Saix." Demyx walked in and grabbed a Dr. Pepper.
"That sounded questionable." He said, taking a drink and starting to burp the alphabet. Xemnas and Saix covered their eyes in disgust.
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AN:
JK: This could be the last update for a while, guys. Sorry. If I get to finishing it, which may take time, it should have maybe 15-20 chapters. Oh, yeah. Those who read Demyx Finally Gets What He Deserves may get one of the jokes, you know, when Xemnas says, "And if you continue, I will be forced to…" Take care, peeps! (Hands readers marshmallow Peeps) The song was You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) by Dead Or Alive. Until next time, JK OUT!!!
