Thank you to all of the people who sent messages to these poor captives.
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Deidara: Sasori-sama. I will read this message for you.
Sasori: ...
OH I HAVE ONE I HAVE ONE!AHEM, WASSUP YU PATHETIC CAPTIVES...I MEAN CUTE NINJAS! IM KONOHA.CHICK91 ND I HAVE A QUESTION FOR TENTEN AND NEJI
HOW DO YU GUYS PUT UP BEING IN THE SAME TEAM AS LEE AND GAI-SENSAI?
I LOVE YU SASUKE-KUN!GLOMPS SASUKE AND KISSES HIM LIKE CRAZY
Konoha.chick91
Konoha.chick91 pops into the room and glomps Sasuke and kisses him. Sakura and Ino get pissed off and jumps her. (sorry konoha.chick91. i couldn't resist putting it in)
Tenten: We sometimes ignore them or pretend we don't know them.
Neji: I sometimes pretend that it's me and my father when I was little.
All: O.o
Itachi: Sasuke, because you are pathetic and weak, I shall read the message. Mwuahahahaahah!!!
Hi im katie,
Dear Gaara,
You rock. I love ur bad ass attitude. Will you kill people with me? Do u like cookies??
P
Shikamaru.
Y temari? She is the exact opposite kind of girl you like. Oh and i could kick ur a in shogi so pbl
P
Kabuto,
Ur hot. leave orochimaru he dosent appreciate u.
To all akatsuki members this is 1 jinhuuriki you wont get you mother effers :P
Sighned the 5 tailed dog.
temari101
Gaara: Thank you, I guess. Kill people with you...(thinks) hmm... Ok as long as you bring cookies. Turns chibi again
Temari/ Kankuro: Run! Fear the cute chibiness!!
Shikamaru: I don't know why. This is so troublesome. Try and beat me!!
Kabuto: I know I'm hot but my body belongs to Orochimaru-sama!
All: O.o
Akatsuki: We will catch you JINHUURIKI!!!!!
Chouji: munch munch I wanna read next munch munch
Hello crazed people,and Lee 3 I have some youthful questions to ask!
1. Gai, what made you wear that fruity jumpsuit? Really! that style went out years ago.
And do you like Lee more than your other students?
2. Lee, why do you keep trying to get together with sakura, your youthfulness is to good for her.
And why is your headband red and not blue like the others?
3.Shino, why do you wear sun glasses all the time?
4. Chouji, would you rather live your life without ever eating junk food, or see Asuma get eaten by rabid dogs?
Phantomdog X3
Gai: This jumpsuit makes me look youthful!! Youth will never go out of style.
Lee: Sakura is my lotus blossom. I have a red headband because Gai-sensei has one. He is my idol.
Gai: Oh Lee!
Lee: Gai-sensei
Gai: Lee
Lee: Gai-sensei
They embrace in a hug.
Chouji: I would rather see Asuma get eaten because food is my life.
Hidan: I, the religious one, will read the next one. Mwuahahaha
I have a few questions.
To Oreo-san (Orochimaru): You do know that Sasuke kills you, right??
To Ino: Did you know there's a GaaIno Fandom and a ChoIno fandom??
To Kazekage-sama (Gaara): My friend Steven is a fangirl of you, and he keeps talking about how awesome you are. How in world can you be so angsty and cute?
To Sasuke-san: You've been outvenged by Shikamaru-san. How does that make you feel?? glomps That's to make you feel better.
Liah Cauthon
Orochimaru: Oreo?! I am not a cookie!!!!!! Why would Sasuke kill me?? I will not believe that
Ino: Ewww Gaara and Chouji!?
Gaara: I am naturally cute and I am king of angsty.
Sasuke: Shikamaru is getting the glory of revenge cause of Asuma. I don't really care because I will return and will not be outvenged!
Naruto: Believe it! I wanna read the next one.
OK, here goes!
Sasuke: If you're not emo, why did you persist in wearing those arm warmers? I mean, there must be scars, and don't say it's because Itachi beat you up. At least he's not emo. You shouldn't've tried to kill him. You turned into a right $&# head. And I loved you.
Sakura: Kakashi is your soul mate. I am destined for Sasuke, $&# head though he is.
Kakashi: You're hot, but you really shouldn't keep the mask. Sure It looks cool, but ANBU is in the past. Or are you trying to cover the blush you get when Iruka's near you?
Deidara: I think you are hot, but your hands are uber-weird. Why don't you wear gloves? I mean, little birds and stuff are cool and all, but that's just plain disturbing.
Jiraiya: You shouldn't encourage Kakashi with his addiction. He had to stop before he becomes a dirty old man, and Sakura would never want him then. So, for his own good, you have to stop giving him those perverted excuses for literature. When Saukra tells him to go shag Iruka because he's a , he'll probably kill himself, and then who'll buy your books??
That is all, my minions.
Kun'aii
Sasuke: I used to wear arm warmers because they are cool and I am cool so it fits me perfectly and I can go after Itachi if I want to.
Sakura: What?! Kakashi is my sensei and he's way older than me.
Deidara: Thank you for thinking I'm hot. My hands are not uber-weird. I do not wear gloves because then I can't make my art.
Jiraiya: Well excuse me that he loves my books. I don't encourage him. And I don't care.
Shizune: Um.. I want to read the next one
My name is amalinn(not really,but..) and I have a few intelligent questions:
The first one is for Neji. Wy do you look like a girl? I mean, Iknow you're not, but I just have to know.
The second one is for Shino. Will your bugs devour cats? I like cats, and if they don't eat Akamaru...
The last question is for all the Sasuke fangirls in there. What exactly is it about him that everyone finds sexy? I don't see it at all.
Amalinn(a.k.a. asootblossomprincess)
and Shikamaru? you belong with Temari. a perfect couple!
sootblossomnarutostyle
Neji: I do not look like a girl. My hair is manly. Anyone who is really a man should wear their hair like me.
Shino: ... I don't know. Never tried.
Ino/ Sakura: We like him because of everything about him. His attitude, eyes, hair, butt.
Sasuke: WHAT?!
Shikamaru: Why does everyone say that? I mean she's too troublesome.
Gaara: What would you be like if you had a happy childhood and didn't have your demon? And why are you so short? Are your panda eyes make-up, or because you don't sleep at night? Oh, and sorry fangirls, Gaara is as emo as Saskue if not more. HELLO! Person who hates the world and thought his whole purpose was to kill all but himself? Oh and Gaara, don't even THINK of going with Sakura... you too Sakura. You belong to Naruto, Hinata to Kiba, Shino's got bugs, Temari to Shikamaru, Choji and Ino, Saksue sucks and gets no one, Kakuro gets a sand girl, Jiraya and Tsunade and no one else matters in the world of love. Gaara gets his own fan club in the future so he's set. Opps, not suposed to reveal that... O.o
Naruto: Ya know what, if you weren't with Sakura, you and Saskue would make a really cute couple... :) Oh, and you are so gonna be Hokage and kick Sakue's !
Saskue: Leave Itachi alone, he's not worth it, stick with Naruto, Itachi has to come after Naruto some day anyway.
Sakura: I feel really bad for you, everyone hates you... Just gonna say, when you get older, you kick but in Naruto: Typhon Chronicles! Oh, but until you start training with Tsunade, Ino is far better than you in every way.
Lee: GET. A. FRECKIN'. HAIRCUT. AND GET RID OF SOME OF THOSE EYE BROWS!
Orchimaru dies... And Kabuto is well... you'll find out.
Sorry this was so long, I might come back later to ask some more! Bye for now!
Kana090
Gaara: I would probably have a better childhood. No one would hate me and I wouldn't be able to control sand automatically. I am not short. My eyes are because I'm an insomniac. I'm not emo. I'm cute. The pink haired girl. Too annoying.
Sakura: Why them?
Naruto: Hell Yeah!
Sasuke: WHY?! I am my own person.
Sakura: Ino is not better. She's a pig.
Lee: But I idolize this hair because of Gai-sensei.
Orochimaru: Boo hoo!!
Lee: I will read next.
Okay...erm...umm...hi. I am going to make fun of you all. FOR NO REASON...YAY!
Shino...do you have crabs?
Neji...are u a nazi?
Naruto...JUST KISS SASUKE ALREADY!;3...YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Sakura...umm...everyone is on crak...your forehead isn't that big.
All: You are soo mean!!!!!!!!!!! (just had to put that in)
Sakura: I have to read next.
(to be continued)