Thank you to all of you who have been constantly sending these poor captives questions to set them free. I might not be able to update soon because of family stuff so please be patient and wait for the next chapter.

Naruto: OMG! We're out of ramen! It's the end of the world!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: It's not the end of the world if you don't have ramen.

Naruto: Shut up teme and read the next question.

Sasuke: Fine dobe.

OK NINJAS IM STILL HERE!IM TRYING TO GET YU GUYS OUT SO I CAN GO ON A DATE WITH SASUKE-KUN AND NEJI-KUN. AHEM.ANYWAYS.I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION FOR TENTEN.

TENTEN-SAN:WHY DONT YU HAVE A LAST NAME?AND IF YU HAD THE CHANCE TO CHOOSE ONE,WHAT WOULD IT BE?? OH BY THE WAY IM STILL GLOMPING AND KISSING NEJI-KUN, WATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT??!!AND IT SEEMS HE LIKES ME TOO COZ HE BLUSHED!SO MOVE OUT THE WAY MISS PANDA!MUAHAHAHA!

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Tenten: A question for me? Lemme read it. Hmm. I would have to say I would choose the last name blush Hyuuga.

Neji: Stare

Tobi: Oooh!!! I want to read the next one. Me! Me!

Akatsuki: Just read the damn thing!

Tobi: Ok Akatsuki-kuns

HIYA PEOPLES!
Itachi-You are sex on legs...your voice sounds really hot in the english dub. Oh and what do you think about Uchihacest as a pairing? And ItaNaru?
Sasuke-I HATE YOU! Oh and i wrote a story about you. My reason why you're so emo. You suck. Oh and What do you Think about the Uchihacest and SasuNaru pairings? Oh and Throw NaruSasu pairing in there too.
Naruto-You are awesome! (hugs Naruto) I wish you were my little brother!
Orochimaru- I HATE YOU TOO! YOU MOLEST KABUTO! AND THAT'S WHY I HATE YOU! AND PLUS YOU'RE JUST LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND I HATE HIM!
Kabuto-You're awesome. And you should be paired with Itachi, not Orochimaru. :)
Ino-I hate you! You're mean to Chouji.
Chouji-You're awesome too. :) So what's your favorite candy?
Shikamaru-SQUEE! (molests Shika) Sorry about that. I just had to do it. Umm..you rock. Oh and will you go out with me?
Hehe...the crazy person is going...BUT I'LL BE BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Tobi: Itachi-kun! You have a question!

Itachi: Shut up, Tobi! Thank you femaleodd. What I think about the pairing ItaNaru and the Uchisacest? I love em!

Sasuke/ Naruto: O.o Run!!!!!

Itachi: Of course! I'm kidding! I despise them. I Uchiha Itachi am not gay and I hate my foolish brother.

Sasuke: Don't hate me, femaleodd! Hate him! Just like my brother, I hate the Uchihacest and that dobe Naruto.

Naruto: Dattebayo! I am awesome! Give me ramen!

Orochimaru: You hate me cause I molest Kabuto? Kabuto enjoys it. Don't you.

Kabuto: Yes, Orochimaru-sama. Thank you femaleodd-san. I will not go with Itachi. I am faithful to Orochimaru-sama.

Orochimaru: Good boy.

Ino: I hate that pig Chouji so just hate me.

Chouji: I am so awesome. My favorite candy is gummy bears. So chewy.

Shikamaru: I just got molested by a person who doesn't even exist in the Naruto universe. I'm sorry. Can't date you. You ain't real in my world.

Tsunade: I guess I'll (hic) read (hic) again (hic)

Shizune: Tsunade-sama?! Are you drunk?

Tsunade: Maybe (hic)

I'M BACK. With more questions.

Sakura: You didn't answer this last time, so I'm asking again. Are you aware of the fact that there is a fanbase for the pairing of you and Orochimaru?

Sasuke: You have a striking resemblance to a cockatoo, did you know that?

Tobi: Are you Obito? ...Also, you're a good boy! hug

Ino: What's up with calling Sakura billboard brow n' stuff, her foreheads not any bigger than your's. 0o Seriously, go be friends and have a sleepover or something.

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Sakura: Umm. I didn't know that. I will now protest against them. Mwuahahah!!

Naruto: Sakura-chan... so scary...

Sasuke: Why do people say that I look like a bird or chicken?!

Itachi: Because you have the hair style of one.

Sasuke: Go drop dead

Tobi: I'm not this Obito person. I'm Tobi.

Kakashi: Yes. He isn't. Obito died many years ago after being crushed by a boulder saving my life. I have a feeling that he's haunting me.

Obito's Ghost: Kakashi...Kakashi...

Ino: Well her forehead is huge. I will never be her friend until she gives up on Sasuke-kun.

Sakura: I will never Ino-pig.

Ino: Billboardbrow

Sakura: Pig.

Kiba: Yahoo! I'm going to read the next one no matter what!

Hi guys sorry your stuck in there but i have questions
but how come Haku is int in there?

Sasuke: why did you start wereing that black jumpsuit its cool and all but we have anofe guys in jumpsuits like the dorks in green.

Itatch: did you see that fanflash video on youtube? it tells why you killed your clan aparently you were dancing and singing and Sasuke recorded it with a web cam and so you killed your clan so they couldnt see it. your so ridiculus. Someone promised Sasuke candy.

Shino: do you give flees to Akamoru.

Kiba: does Akamoru get flees from Shino.

Gai: r u gay or is Rock Lee secretly your son.

Rock Lee: How many eyebrows do u have on your fourhead, wut did u steal Zabuza's

Tsunade: im glad you became Hokage and not The Pervy Sage! you need to hit him ounce in a wile.

Naruto: you look alot better with your headband around you neck.

sorry if my 2nd question was long
oh ya and Gaara is cute
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Haku is not in here because he's dead. I could have gotten him as a ghost but he was busy with Zabuza.
Sasuke: The black jumpsuit that I wore during the Chunnin Exams? Oh that. Kakashi-sensei gave that to me during the training that we were going through.

Itachi: No I have not. I will go see that video even if it kills me.

Sasuke: Yeah!

Shino: ...maybe...

Kiba: Wait a minute. You're the one giving Akamaru all the fleas?

Shino:...maybe...

Kiba: Answer me!

Shino: ...maybe...

Gai: I could be gay but youth will continue. I wish he was.

Lee: Gai Senesei

Gai: Lee

Lee: Gai Sensei

Gai: Lee

Lee: I'll tell you my secret. I shaved off Zabuza's and Gaara's eyebrows and glued them onto mine.

Tsunade: Thank you. I will. Hey, Jiraiya! Get over here.

Jiraiya: Why?

Tsunade: Because I told you to.

Jiraiya: Fine

Tsunade: Hits him

Naruto: I do? I should wear it like that then.

Sasuke: I will read the next one so I can hurt my brother afterwards.

Hi it is I IAg also known as KikaiHatake, oo I love these things...I love Naruto..I also love NejiTen and Kakashi but that's just me rambling..I'm going to ask the girls questions
Temari- I agree with YukikoluvsShino4Eva DIE! Tenten is better than you! Oh yeah... about your whole thing with Shikamaru..why don't you leave him alone and let him stay with Ino? And why you wear that STUPID voodo doll hair style?
Ino- WHY SASUKE!?!? His hair looks like a frickin chicken! plus Sakura is totally your best friend...you know it
Sakura- your forehead is not that big. And why are you so cruel to poor Lee TT he's totally devoted to you..not that i'm saying go out with him just respect him! (I love SasSak )
Hinata- Why do you chase after that ramen eating machine and not even tell him you like him when you have teammates that care about you?
Tenten- totally my fav!! X3 Do you like Neji? Be honest..
Tsunade- Did you like Orochimaru when you were genin? Did you ever like Jiraiya?
Anko- I HATE YOU! DIE! PAINFULLY!
Kurenai- How does it feel knowing that in your future you'll be with Asuma?

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Temari: Make me! My mom put my hair into this style and I've been wearing it since.

Ino: But Sasuke-kun is hot! Sakura is no longer my friend.

Sakura: Thank you. Because Lee is creepy but I do treat him nicely later on.

Hinata: Because Naruto-kun is nice and I like Shino-kun a-and Kiba-kun as f-friends.

Tenten: Yes.

Tsunade: I liked Orochimaru when I was little but now I hate him. I never liked Jiraiya.

Anko: Well I hate you too.

Kurenai: I guess I'm happy.

Ino: I guess I'll read the next one.

Back! I'm gonna be playing end-of-the world with you guys this time. You know the rules, right? If it was the end of the world and no-one would ever know your preference on the questions I throw at you ... You have to tell the truth, and NO chickening out. You guys are such . You don't bother with most of my questions. So answer or be glomped[gets ready to glomp nearest cast member

Kakashi, who would you rather kiss? Gai, Lee, Sakura or Orochimaru? I know, I know, but you gotta answer ...
Sakura, would you rather kiss Itachi or Chouji?
Itachi, would you rather kiss your reflection, Kakashi or Iruka?
Sasuke, what would your sexy jutsu be?
Third's ghost, would you rather Tsunade or Deidara?
Tenten, would you rather kill Neji or kill yourself?
Naruto, would you rather stop wearing orange, stop eating ramen or kiss Neji?
And to all the senseis out there, if you had to date one of your students, who would it be. You can't back out!

That is all.
Kun'

Naruto: Oh No! The message machine is back.

Kakashi: Hmm. I would rather kiss Sakura because I'm straight and she is a girl.

Sakura: I would rather kiss Itachi cause he's hot but not as hot as Sasuke.

Itachi: I would kiss my reflection becuase I look better than the other two.

Sasuke: I guess long raven hair big bust and an ass to boot.

Third's Ghost: I guess Tsunade.

Tenten: I'd rather kill myself than kill by beloved Neji.

Naruto: I would rather stop wearing orange cause I love ramen and I hate neji.

Kurenai: I guess it would be Shino becuase he doesn't annoy me as much as Kiba.

Asuma: I guess Ino cause she's the only female.

Gai: I would date my precious Lee.

Kakashi: Sakura.

Baki: Temari.

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