Inspiration: Another play on the whole "it really it a show" theme.

Date Written: 12/23/06

Viewpoint: Madame Wu.

Pairing: Zuko/Jin, I suppose. Not anything that hasn't happened yet.

Cancelled!

"Choose a bone, dear."

He chose a bone.

"Now throw it in the fire."

He complied.

"Oh, dear…"

"What is it, Madame Wu?" I laughed at how eager he seems – so different than the poor boy usually lets on.

I point to the bone, which has broken in two and landed end-to-end. "You will join forces with another…"

"Yes?"

"There is little romance in your future."

"Ah."

"…and you'll be cancelled for public displays of affection, along with Jin."

"WHAT?!"

"Just kidding! …moody boy…"