CHIBI BEAST WARS #3:
Cheetor's Fun.
Today, it was another day of madness. Last night, the chibis watched Monty Python and The Holy Grail, and now, Cheetor is freaking out the Maximals by doing some of the skits.
SKIT #1:
Rhinox was standing at his place, where he heard something, like a cowbell. He looked around, and didn't see the culprit of the noise. There it was again. It was coming from the hall. Rhinox looked out, and saw it. There was Chibi Cheetor, rolling a cart along, once in a while, banging a cowbell. Rhinox could hear him saying after every ring of the cowbell, "Bring out 'yer dead!" Then, here comes Blitzkrieg, carrying Rattrap over his shoulder. The Maximal carrying Rattrap said, "Here's one." "Nine pence."-Cheetor "I'm not dead yet!" Cried Rattrap, in a strained, old-sounding voice. "He says he's not dead." Cheetor said, rolling the cart away a little bit, when Blitzkrieg walked in front of the cart. "Yes he is." "I'm not dead yet!" "He says he's not dead." "Oh, he will be. He is very ill." Then, Rattrap started singing, "I'm so happy, I'm so—" then Blitzkrieg hit Rattrap on the head, effectively knocking him out. He dropped him onto the cart, and gave Cheetor what looked like nine coins. Rhinox looked away, massaging his headplate. Oh, this was gonna be a long day.
SKIT #2:
Rhinox looked outside a little bit later, and saw that some of the Maximals were at a large concrete castle, and they were waiting at the bottom. "Hello?" yelled Optimus Primal. No answer was from the top. Optimus tried again. "Hello!" Then, Tarantulus appeared at the top. He said, in what sounded like a French accent, "Hello! Who is it?" Optimus Primal then answered, "I am King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?" Tarantulus answered, "This belongs to my master, Guido Longher." Then Optimus said, "Go and tell your master, that we are charged by God, with a sacred quest. If he can give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us on our quest for the Holy Grail." Tarantulus then said, "Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. He's already got one, you see?" Then, Optimus Primal turned to Cheetor, and said, "What? He says that he's already got one." Optimus turned back, and then asked, "Are you sure he's already got one?" "Oh yes, it's very nice."
SCENE CHANGE TO TARANTULUS…
Tarantulus said, "I told him he's already got one." That earned snickers from Inferno and Dinobot.
BACK TO THE MAXIMALS…
Optimus then said, "Ah, um, can we come up and have a look?" Then, Tarantulus said, "Of course not! You are English types!" Optimus then said, "Well what are you then?" Tarantulus then countered with, "I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?" Optimus then asked, "What are you doing in England?" Then a snap from Tarantulus, "Mind your own business!" Then, Optimus said, "If you will not show us the Grail, then we will take your castle by force!" "You don't frighten us, you English pigdogs! Go and boil your bottoms under a silly person! I blow my nose at you so-called, Arthur King, you and your silly English cannnnnnniggits." After that, Tarantulus blew his nose at them. Optimus said to Cheetor, "What a strange person." Optimus turned back, and started to say, "Now look here, my good man—" "I don't wanna talk to you anymore, you empty-headed, animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of eleberries!" Rhinox took this time to run to his room. He coldn't take this silliness anymore. He hid in his room for the rest of the day.
END.