Edward was out with Bella, Alice and Rosalie was at the mall, shopping, Carlisle was at the Hospital, and Esme was in the Garden planting. Jasper and Emmett were in the living room watching the replacement television.
"I think were old enough to swear," Emmett said, not putting much thought into his plans, as usual.
But strangely this time Jasper agreed. "Yes, we are old enough now."
"Okay, so next chance we get, we'll swear. I'll go first and you follow my lead."
Jasper agreed and finished watching the program on the television.
((2 hours later.))
Jasper and Emmett headed outside to the garden where Esme was.
She turned and smiled up at them then said, "Bella and Edward are going to get married I just know it!! Which do you think are better the white roses or purple lilies?"
Emmett answered first. "Aw, Hell ma, I think we should go for the roses."
SLAP! Esme slapped all the way up to his room yelling "You will not do that EVER AGAIN!!!"
When she came back down, she smiled at jasper and said, "Honey, what do you think?"
Then Jasper Replied, "You can bet you fat ass, that it won't be roses!"