Ahem, I've been informed more than 3 months ago that Fanfiction is now not allowing the author to respond to the reviewers. I'm not sure if this is still true now. Also, I forgot to add the disclaimer in the chapter before sorry.
Made a mistake in the first chapter, Naruto should have transformed into Sandaime Hokage instead of Iruka. Sorry about that.
Well, this is the second chapter. The reason why I haven't been updating…PM me if you want to know because I don't really want to make it public.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Finding a Mate
Ch 2: Life in hell
Ino's hear immediately whipped up to look at her 'stalker'.
'Damn! That was stupid!' Naruto thought as he quickly ran away from the scene of crime. Going to a small river that he had found one day while running from villagers wielding pitchforks, he made himself comfortable and started to ask himself great questions.
"What is the meaning of lif-" No, not that question!
"Why? Why? Why? Why ME!?" Naruto cried desperately as he banged his fist on the ground.
Next Day
It was all too confusing, all these strange feelings, an urge to bite Sasuke whenever Ino latched herself onto him. Naruto found himself with bloody palms after his nails cut into it. It was just too unbearable, to be so near Ino and not be able to do anything.
Naruto wanted to tear Sasuke apart, the jealously of him being near HIS mate was too much to bear. The only thing Naruto could do right now was drink his own blood so that he didn't get bloodlust and end up killing everyone who got near his mate.
Unbeknownst to him, Ino was trying very hard to keep herself on Sasuke despite the fact that she wanted to throw up quite badly. She kept on telling herself that she had to do this, or else her parents would get suspicious.
'ALL girls like Sasuke now Ino, why can't you be like them?' Ino thought sarcastically in her head. She didn't want to be like other girls. The only thing that kept her going were her parents. Though they pushed her to be like other girls, she still loved them and wanted them to love her. Sasuke was just a spoiled idiot in her eyes, he was handsome, sure, but his attitude needed working on. Currently, he was trying to shake her and Sakura off of him.
Naruto growled once again as Sasuke looked at Ino.
'ARG!' Naruto cried mentally as he banged his head on his desk.
Kit, as a resident in your body, I advise against trying to mentally kill yourself.
…not again…
You act as if I am a stranger, an unwanted thing! How could you after I have been with for so long…sniffle
…What in the world are you drinking?...and where can I get some?
Vodka, Russia.
Darn, too far away. I guess I'll just have to settle for ramen…
I recommend Tequila.
Sure you do you alcoholic.
Aw, you know you love me!
Like elephant poop.
You like elephant poop?
Ew, no you sick, perverted, red fur ball!
So says the one who likes elephant poop.
I do not like elephant poo--
"NA-RU-TO!"
"AHHH!" Naruto screamed breaking out of his dazed state.
"This is the third time this week! Pay attention in class." Iruka scolded.
"…meep…" Naruto whimpered as he slowly scooted his chair away from Iruka. An angry Iruka was never good for your health.
"Today we will be learning about-" Iruka rambled while students were falling asleep around him.
Five Hours Pass
School is finally over. Let's go.
Holy beep!
…What…
You're finally talking like normal people do!
What do you mean…?
You aren't talking like an old man anymore! You're using things like 'can't' and 'let's'. I'm so proud of you…sniffs while sobbing
sweatdrop No more parental guides for you kit.
starts crying louder
…I wonder how long this is going to take.
still crying
Oh Naruto Ino is being cornered by Sasuke!
gasp Where! Let me at him, let me at him!
My job is finished.
Why you old, wrinkly –
BAM!
Naruto slammed into someone while turning the corner. Getting up and looking down, he found himself looking at the cerulean orbs of one Yamanaka Ino.
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A/N: There you go. Sorry if it is short. I am working on another fic on another account.