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Boys are at the mall
Remus: Why are we here?
Sirius: Jaine, the author, put us here!
James: shhh! Sirius! Don't say that!
Sirius: But she's MAKING me say it.
James: shut up!
Sirius: I can't!
James: (gags Sirius)
Sirius: mumble mumble…
Remus: Come on!
Remus/James/Sirius: turn into super hero's and fly around the food court
Sirius: spits out gag
Remus: I'm going to the book store.
James/Sirius: NO WAY! (Fake being surprised and look at each other stunned)
Remus: sticks his tong out
Sirius: very mature
Remus: the author made me do it.
James: funny, the Easter bunny is the one that made ME do it.
Sirius: (wags eyebrows up and down) what is it?
James: you're sick.
Sirius: no, I'm healthy!
James: of coarse you are.
Sirius: of coarse I am.
Remus: flies toward book store
Sirius: I'm hungry
James: you're ALWAYS hungry
Author (meh): it's because I make him be hungry
James: you're making me waste good money on his never ending stomach
Me: (uses great author powers to make James and Sirius bow down to me)
Me: muahahahahahahaha!
Sirius/James: All hail Jaine, the greatestest author in the world!
Me: takes over the world
Me: BOW DOWN TO ME!
Every one in the world… including you: All hail Jaine! She is great!
Me: Yes I am; I am great!
Me: makes every one worship me and serve me
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That was the dream I had in math today. I hope you had as much fun as I did imagining that. Tee hee hee. I'm not really like that in real life. I'm very modest. I only say that I'm the most bettererest personer in da universe.
I decided just now I'm going to put a word of the chapter from now on every chapter. Today's is… peanut butter.
Have fun with that knowledge.