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Sirius, Remus, James and peter are walking across a suburban road. Why? Because Sirius wanted to egg some muggles houses. Then a car comes, slowly but it still is coming. Our heroes are in the middle of the road.
Sirius: What do we do?
James: I don't know.
Remus: RUN!
Sirius: but to which side of the road!
James: Yea, Remus. What side of the road is closer?
Remus: God damn it! Run!
Sirius: WHICH SIDE!
Remus: Any side you idiot!
James: but I read there's a specific side you run to! But muggles call it drive…
Remus: that's what the do to make their cars move! You steer you broom, yes?
Sirius/James: nods
Peter: shakes head no
Remus: Well that's what they call steering; driving.
Car is 20 feet away
Remus: drags James and Sirius to left side of the road
Peter: EEEEEK!
Peter: gets run over by a car.
Voldemort: Gets run over by a car
the world is HAPPY and FABULOUS
The end
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That's all there is there isn't anymore.
At all.
Not really.
I'll finish later.
When I get a knew Idea…
So wait.
Gawd.
Patience please.
You can't rush A-R-T!
So there.
Beat that.
Or have fun trying.
I bet you can't beat it.
That's what I thought.
You can't have my light bulb.
runs away with light bulb
Good bye and good nighttttttttt.