-1Bwaah! They killed… dang. In my favorite TV show, they killed off the main character! I need to write now. My friends will prolly read this after I'm done complaining. Lol.
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The marauders are at the Hogsmead joke store when…
Sirius: What do you mean we don't get discounts?
James: We're discount getter members!
Remus: We shop here every weekend!
Sirius: And I went out with your daughter for a week so I could come here again!
(Silence)
James: That was this guy's daughter?
Sirius: You better believe it!
Remus: Just wow, Sirius. Just wow.
James: How did you get band from the joke store without us knowing it?
Sirius: Oh well I just kinda… ya know… tried to use one of the gender changing things on you guys… without… umm… paying for it.
Remus: Sirius you idiot!
James: You would do that to me mate?
Sirius: Hell yes!
Store owner: Ah-hmm.
Sirius: Can you guys even see yourselves as girls? Honestly, who wouldn't do that to their best mates?
Remus: Well, seeing as we don't get a discount…
James: Sirius! I thought we were tighter then that!
Sirius: I have freedom you know! This is a free country!
Remus: (to store owner) We are never coming back until we get our deserved member rights!
James: What the hell are you talking about Remus?
Remus: Do you even remember what we came here for?
Sirius/James: No.
Store owner: Fine! Get out of my store!
Sirius/Remus/James: Okay old timer
Sirius: I'm never taking your daughter out again!
James: You mean you were going to?
Sirius: No, she's as ugly as a horse or some other species yet to be discovered.
Remus: Let's go back to Hogwarts… there's nothing else to do today.
James: Let's egg the joke store!
Sirius: Okay!
Remus: Guys…
(Back at Hogwarts)
Sirius: I went to the kitchens and got some eggs.
Remus: Sirius, those are kiwis.
James: How did you get eggs mixed up with Kiwi's? You eat them all the time!
Sirius: Just because I eat them doesn't mean I look at them and analyze it until I know what fruit it is like moony does.
Remus: I just don't want to end up like you, eating marbles if you're slightly hungry.
James: Oh yea, that was last week!
Sirius: One of them had the distinct taste of grape.
Remus: Oh how lovely.
James: Are we going to kiwi a joke shop or what?
Remus: What ever.
Sirius: Lets goooooooooooooo!
(In front of joke shop)
Sirius: (throws kiwi)
Remus: You missed.
James: Yea, by a mile.
Sirius: No I didn't.
James: No seriously, you're facing the totally opposite direction!
Sirius: Oh, umm, I knew that.
Remus: (throws kiwi)
James: (throws Kiwi)
Store owner: You're such morons!
Sirius: (still facing wrong direction) No we're not!
Remus: Come on guys, this is really stupid.
James: (throws kiwi and hits store owner in the head)
Sirius: (throws kiwi and hits opposite houses window, and it breaks)
James/Sirius/Remus: (runs away)
Remus: What are we going to do about the damage we caused?
Sirius: I thought about that…
(Silence)
Sirius: What? Aren't I allowed to think?
James: no.
Sirius: Anyway, we just blame it on Peter.
Remus: Good thinking.
James: (covers ears) Lalalalala! No! This can't be happening! Lalalalala!
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The store owner was paranoid of kiwis from that moment on. And Peter lost a lot of money paying for the windows Sirius had broken. (To the opposite side of the street)
I no own. But I wish I did.