-1Soooooo it's Easter at Hogwarts and….
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Sirius has decided, since not many people are here and it's boring during Easter break, to become the Easter bunny. James has gone home, so it's only him and Remus.
Sirius: You're my new trainer, Remus.
Remus: devilish smile okay…
Sirius: so… what do I do first?
Remus: well, first you must determine an egg from a kiwi.
Sirius: o I studied that!
Silence.
Sirius: the egg is the smooth white one that chickens poop right?
Remus: Riiiight.
Sirius: okay, what nooooow?
Remus: now you must learn how to summon eggs without breaking them.
Sirius: summons egg
Egg: Falls on the floor
Sirius: Ha Ha! Your guts fell out!
Remus: oi…
Sirius: Why don't you just summon them and give me one huge basket to carry them in!
Remus: that might work. Gets basket, summons eggs
Sirius: Yay! jumps for joy
Remus: Okay, now pick up the basket.
Sirius: Shame on you Remus!
Remus: alarmed What?
Sirius: Your trying to make me do all the work aren't you? You wanted to be the Easter bunny!
Remus: but Sirius, that was…
Sirius: NO BUTS!
Remus: but…
Sirius: Lalalalalalalalalalala!
Remus: sigh okay, I'll carry the basket.
Sirius: good Easter bunny.
Remus: No but…
Sirius: lalalalala!
Remus: picks up basket
Sirius: okay, now go hide them.
Remus: Sirius!
Sirius: lalalalala!
Remus spent the whole after noon hiding eggs.
Sirius: sitting in lawn chair watching the 1st years look for eggs
Remus: panting
Sirius: I did a fantastic job, didn't I?
Remus: What? Sirius I was the one who…
Sirius: lalalalala!
Remus: but…
Sirius: Remus, I know your jealous that I am so fantastic and did all the work, you can't take credit.
Remus: sighs I'm going to sleep.
Sirius: Remus! But I have reports I must finish!
Remus: goes insane I can't help with the homework because I'm the Easter bunny! starts hopping in circles, foaming at the mouth.
Sirius: no your not silly!
Remus: insane guy laugh oh yes I am! digs hole in the ground
Sirius: what are you doing?
Remus: I'm digging my burrow, all bunny's have burrows! jumps into hole and lies down.
Sirius: walks slowly over to Remus lets get you inside now…
Remus: Hisses at Sirius
Sirius: Fine! This isn't working out anymore Remus! runs inside
Remus: falls asleep in hole it starts to rain
END