Oh, this is a story of idioms Sirius just doesn't get.
And I don't own.
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So the crew was in the common room… (Katie too!)
Sirius: What is an idiom?
James: Yea, I don't get those either.
Remus: Well it's…
Sirius: looks out window Whoa! It's raining Cats and dogs!
James: Well, that was out of the blue.
Katie: You guys are two peas in a pod.
Lily: Go on Remus; take this bull by the horns.
Remus: mouth drops open
Sirius: What's wrong? Cat got your tongue? Frog in your throat?
Lily: Sirius, you're a complete idiot.
Katie: Hey, Don't through the book at my boyfriend!
Lily: puts hands up defensively that's no reason to go off the deep end, we all know it's true!
Sirius: Well Lily, we just don't see eye too eye.
James: See, Sirius can keep his head.
Katie: I still think Lily's being harsh.
Lily: Harsh? Don't you see what's going on? We're all using idioms! Didn't Sirius just ask about that?
Katie: Your boyfriend did too!
Lily: Blushes He's not my boyfriend!
Katie: O, sure he isn't. whispering I see the love struck looks you give him!
Lily: I don't give him love struck looks!
Katie: I get it! Jokingly When it comes to James, you can dish it out but you can't take it?
James: oh, how I wish I could stir up Lily's feelings enough to be her boyfriend… sigh
Sirius: Oh, don't worry. You'll get the fringe benefit of being a Marauder soon enough.
James: What's the fringe benefit?
Sirius: Getting any girl you want, of coarse.
Katie: You didn't get me that easily. Remember when you got on my nerves in the Great Hall and I threw mashed potatoes on your head?
Sirius: How could I forget? Smiles It resulted in 2 weeks of the best detentions I ever had.
Katie: Blushes
Lily: snickers
Remus: May I cut into this lovely conversation now?
Sirius: You may if you eat the lamp over there.
Silence
Lily: see? He might as well have put his foot in his mouth!
James: Is that what you want Lily? A man who can put his foot in his mouth?
Lily: James, I only ment…
James: Cause I can do that! I can do that better then any male in Hogwarts!
Lily: I'm sure you can but…
Sirius: lalalalala! Go ahead James! Show us what your made of!
James: struggling to put his foot in his mouth
Lily: I think I'm going to go drop in on… Fred.
Sirius: Fred can wait. Come on! Stick around! You must see first hand the man who put his WHOLE foot in his mouth!
Lily: well umm… since fred can wait, I'll brush up on my studies!
Sirius: that can wait too.
Remus: and besides Lily, you've already done that twice today.
Katie: You all knock it off; I want to watch this. He's almost got it all in!
Lily: sits down and sighs
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Now that's my kind of cliffy! See you soon!