Remus's night out…as a werewolf.
Sirius: You want a puppy treat? YOU want a puppy treat?
Remus: snaps at him
Sirius: Aw, you're such a cute little puppy aren't you? Let's get your leash on!
James: Are you sure this is one of your smarter ideas?
Sirius: Are you sure I've had smart ideas?
Burke: comes out of nowhere I used to be smart…OH WELL!
Cristina: comes and throws him in van and drives away
Sirius: Okay…backs away slowly
James: Shouldn't we get the leash on Remus now? Aren't we gonna take him into town? Why are we taking him into town again?
Sirius: We wanna debut him as our new doggy-woggy. And why are you asking so many questions!
James: Umm…
Sirius: Tell no lies! I do like Play-Doh!
James: Yeah…about that…
Sirius: No, you sut up.
James: Why should I shut up? You're the one who keeps talking!
Sirius: No, you sut up.
James: I am an intelligent bee sting! No, I shall not shut up!
Lily: This would be why I cut myself at night.
Sirius: pointing How do you do that?
Lily: Do what?
Sirius: Just like, pop up out of nowhere when I'm about to do something important!
Lily: What could you possibly do that's important? looks at Remus Why is a… What are you…? What the heck?
James: I love how you stutter in shock… sigh
Sirius: This is no time for that James. Let's go.
Lily: Whoa, Whoa. Wait a second, are you gonna do the incredibly stupid thing I think your going to do?
Sirius: Don't spoil it for the readers!
James: I think it's already been spoiled for them. The title only says, "Remus's night out… As a werewolf!"
Sirius: No, you sut up.
Remus: growls
Lily: I think you better turn into a dog yourself Sirius; Remus is getting angry!
Sirius: Looks at Remus Lily, you better get out of here.
James: Yea.
Lily: Fine! I see when I'm not wanted!
James: I WANT YOU!
Sirius: Too late. She's already gone… badger.
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Back up in the girls' dorm room… badger…
Lily's thoughts
Oh, Sirius was so heroic, yet stupid, back there.
I remember the fierceness in his eyes and expression when he said, "Lily, you better get out of here."
LILY! HOW CAN YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR AN IDIOT LIKE SIRIUS?
He's not an idiot all the time! Remember what he said back there?
Remember Katie? HIS GIRLFRIEND! Who by the way is your BEST friend! And what about James?
What about James? He is of no importance to me what so ever.
I know that. But would you be able to live with the guilt after he commits suicide?
Yes.
Your evil.
Your part of me.
But I'm not the evil part. I'm your conscious,
Liar!
I'm not lieing!
Are too!
Are not!
Are too!
Are not!
Are not!
ARE NOT!
Whatever. I don't care at all about what you say moron.
…
Katie: What's wrong?
Lily: NOTHING!
Katie: Okay!