A special thanks to frodoschick who helped me with part of this chapter! Extra Disclaimer: The lyrics featured here belong to Peter Pan the musical…..not me!
"Smee!" Hook's voice rang throughout the dark and murky ship. The water churned beneath The Jolly Roger and the stars winked at it from above. Sharks and mermaids alike had taken refuge in underwater caves to avoid the oncoming storm. Even though the skies were clear, they all knew it was coming. Pirates drank rum and sang below deck. .
Who is Blue Beard?
(Nobody!)
Who is Nero?
(Nobody!)
Who is Jack the Ripper?
(Nobody!)
Ahahaha!
Who's the swiniest swine in world?
(Captain Hook! Captain Hook!)
Who's the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world?
(Captain Hook! Captain Hook!)
Captain of villainy
Madder and loot lout
Eager to kill any
Who says that his hook isn't cute!
(It's cute!)
Ahahahah!
They broke off and started singing a new song.
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
You may very well be well bred
Lots ot etiquette in your head
But there's always some special case, time or place
To forget etiquette
For instance:
Never smile at a crocodile!
Much to the disappointment of Ian they were not good singers He was sitting in the room he had been confined to. The very thin walls let in every noise the pirates made. "SMEE!" Hook yelled again. Smee came waddling into the Captain's room. Hook was standing in the middle of the room looking distressed. "Where is Mr. Swashbuckler? I already have Mr. Smilykins, Mr. Ribbbypoo, Ms. La-fala, Mrs. Roseyness and Joey! But I can't find Mr. Swashbuckler; you know he's my favorite! Where could he be!" Hook yelled gesturing at his vast collection of stuffed toys set up on his bed. The toys all had their place. There was a small place that was empty. Ian grinned as he heard this last remark. No one knew Ian had swiped Mr. Swashbuckler while no one was looking. He had been taken to the Captain's room and was offered a place on the ship as a cabin boy. Ian had refused and Hook had gotten so fumed he had left with Smee following. While the other pirate had his back turned, Ian had grabbed the small teddy bear and stashed it in his pocket. No one noticed its absence as he was led roughly from the room. This was Ian's payback, but he had no idea that it would have had this grand of and reaction. Ian began to laugh; his laughter was drown out by the sound of a crow.
Eric woke up in a room, leafs were plastered on the walls, flowers on every table and a few other empty beds made of cloth were there too. He was alone. He sat up in the bed; something didn't feel right about him. He squirmed and got up. As soon as he got up he felt dizzy and fell. He stumbled across the room to a window. He looked out of the window as he clung to the windowsill to keep standing. His head pounded and his vision swam. He looked out the window and saw flowers, trees, bugs but they didn't look right. He heard footsteps and turned. A man was standing in the doorway, he had wings!
"Eric?" the man with the wings said in deep musical voice. He didn't get an answer. "Eric?" he asked again.
"Who's that?"
Yeah it was frodoschick's idea for the whole Hook stuffed toys obsession! lol
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