After the epic battle of evil, all of the evil villains were battered and bruised and many were wrapped in bandages. Phobos mysteriously only had a black eye but Cedric guessed that it was because he hid under a table. Martha Stewart had destroyed 14 of the anime villains in hand to hand combat and devoured them afterwards. The resort that the convention was being held at was in shambles.
"Well, this is just great," said Chuck the Dark Lord of Activity Directing," We lost our deposit because of you idiots and your not being able to play nice."
"But the club rules say that if we're nice we'll be eaten by Martha Stewart," said a Napoleon Dynamite fan looking fearfully at Martha Stewart.
"That is true, but anyway…" Chuck continued," We also lost Darth Vader, has anyone seen him?"
"I'm right here," said Blunk dressed as Darth," These are my friends Henchy (Raven with fake horns on her head), Chinese Girl with Mustache and Top Hat (Hay Lin wearing a top hat and a fake mustache), and Steve Newman from Canada (some random guy named Steve Newman from Canada)."
"Righttt… Anyway we have to…" Chuck was interrupted by another Darth Vader.
"I am the real Darth Vader you fools!!!" the real Darth Vader says," Oh yeah, and give me the plans to the rebel base."
Five random villains charge up and grab Blunk and take off his helmet to reveal Blunk. All the evil villains gasped in shock.
"And for Blunk's next impression… Jessie Owen," Blunk then ran like crazy down the road.
"Quick, head him off at the pass," said a random evil cowboy.
"Head him off at the pass," growled Hedley Lamar," I hate that clique."
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After chasing Blunk for a while, the villains gave up and didn't even realize that Steve, Raven, and Hay Lin where actually in disguise. One of the smart evil villains like Lex Luther or the guy who wrote Fargo (the Fargo guy is more creepy than smart) came up with the idea that they should pick a leader. This caused chaos among them until Chinese Girl with Mustache and Top Hat (Hay Lin) suggested they should vote on it. This was oddly met with approval.
"I nominate me," Martha Stewart said," If you pick me I'll make my special pudding and napkin swans for you and if you don't… I'LL ROAST YOUR SOULS FOR ETERNITY YOU FILTHY LITTLE MAGGOTS!!!"
"Okey dokey… any other nominations?" Chuck asked.
"I nominate Heady Lamar," said the cowboy from earlier.
"That's Hedley!" he said.
"Super… anyone else?" Chuck asked more than a little disinterested.
"I would like to nominate the trio of Henchy, Chinese Girl with Mustache and Top Hat, and Steve Newman from Canada," said a mysterious figure in a blue, hooded cloak.
"What a second," Chuck said alarmed," Who are you?!"
"I am The Crazy Talk Kid," I said calmly.
"You mean the author of this crappy story?!" said Phobos who immediately got struck by lightening.
"Yes, that The Crazy Talk Kid," I said and then continued," So, those three are your new leaders… RIGHT?"
"Yes!" spoke everyone fearing the power of the author.
"Excellent," I said and then handed a piece of paper to Hay Lin and then walked through a portal, but before I did I said," Phobos, any more smart ass comments and you get the lightening again."
"Hey author guy," Cedric said yelling up at the sky," I'm pretty sure Phobos just said something stupid."
"Did not!" Phobos retorted but got struck with lightening anyway.
"Um… excuse me everyone our new leaders want to talk," Chuck said and then stepped aside from the podium as the trio walked up to it.
"Alright everybody raise your right hand," Hay Lin said still disguised as Chinese Girl with Mustache and Top Hat," Your other right hand Phobos (he gets struck by lightening yet again). Now repeat after me: I."
"I," they all repeat.
"Your name."
"Your name."
"Shmucks…" Hay Lin says under her breath and then continues normally," Pledge allegiance."
"Pledge allegiance."
"To Henchy, Steve Newman from Canada, and Chinese Girl with Mustache and Top Hat."
"To Henchy, Steve Newman from Canada, and Chinese Girl with Mustache and Top Hat."
"And to the evil for which they stand." Hay Lin finished her recitation from the piece of paper.
"And to the evil for which they stand."
"Now go do that voodoo… that you do, so well!" Steve said and then started laughing evilly.
"But what do we do it too?" Chuck asks.
"Uh…" Steve responds.
"We destroy the… open field down the road," says Raven disguised as Henchy. The evil villains look at each other and collectively shrug and go down the road following Raven, Hay Lin, and Steve Newman from Canada.
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Hey, my first fanfic with my favorite person of all time in it… me!!!
Thanks to my two ever faithful reviewers CCRox4Eva and Guardian's Light.
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