Hay Lin, Steve, and Raven were leading their new group of "friends" towards the "empty" field to "destroy" it. Phobos naturally got struck by lightening several times. When they arrived at the field, nobody was there.
"So this is the field you want us to destroy Chinese Girl with Mustache and Top Hat," asked a Predator.
"Um… yeah," she tells him and then whispering to Raven and Steve," Where did everybody go?!"
"Maybe they went to Canada to find me, a," Steve said.
"I have to say two things to that Steve," Raven says rather annoyed," One you're worse than Beast Boy and two, who would ever want to go to Canada?!"
"Well… that one guy might go to Canada!" Steve said.
"What one guy?" asks a very skeptic Raven.
"You know… that…" He faltered and changed the subject," I am not as bad as Beast Boy."
"Boss," says a Napoleon Dynamite fan," We have company."
The largest and most diverse group of heroes ever assembled walked out from behind trees, holes in the air and ground, and appeared out of nowhere to face the forces of evil. Overall, they were pretty evenly matched.
"You filthy heroes can never defeat our glorious leaders," says Frost with a funny hat on his head.
"Well actually," Hay Lin says and our three heroes jump over to the heroes side with some crazy ninja moves," We're heroes in disguise."
"I am not Chinese Girl with Mustache and Top Hat but…" she took off her fake mustache and top hat," Hay Lin of the Guardians!"
"I am not Henchy, but Raven of the Teen Titans," Raven said and took off her fake horns.
"I am not Steve Newman from Canada, but Steve Newman from Canada," he said and just stood there with his hands on his hips.
"I hate you so much right now Newman," Raven said with a look of disgust on her face.
"You're really good guys," says a blubbering Tracker," I thought we were going to prom together Chinese Girl with Mustache and Top Hat."
"Why would you think that?" asked a very confused Hay Lin.
"Well you said so at the…" Tracker stops as it dawns on him and runs back to the hotel yelling," I'm going to kill you Miranda, you traitorous little bug!!!"
"That was weird," I said. Everyone there, good or evil, whipped their head around to look at me. Phobos cowered down and wet himself in fear, good times indeed.
"How it going CTK?" asks Blunk walking up to me.
"Pretty good my smelly friend," I look him up and down," What did you do with the Darth Vader costume?"
"Blunk let his uncle Yoda borrow it to mess with other Jedi," Blunk says grinning from ear to ear.
"Nice," I say and then look over at Phobos," Stand up, I'm not going to zap you with lightening any more you big baby."
"Really?" Phobos asks while sniveling and standing up.
"No," I say and he gets struck with lightening again.
"Why are you here, I thought you had stuff to do," Steve asks.
"That was only when I was writing the last chapter," I say matter-of-factly.
"Oh."
"I came here to decide who goes to the Black Hole of Eternal Torment and who gets to keep roaming around free," I say cheerily.
"How are you going to choose?" Cedric and Taranee ask at the same time. The two stare each other down. A Napoleon Dynamite fan asked too, but he mysteriously exploded because of his pure unholiness.
"Well which ever side gives me the best offer will be free and their side will rule over the other and the universe forever," I say.
"Really?" Will ask.
"Yes," I say.
"If you choose evil," Attila the Hun says," You can rule the universe with an iron fist and do whatever you want."
"Two things," I say," One: that is very tempting and two: what are you doing here? I thought only fictional evil characters were here."
"I came with Martha Stewart, who is real by the way," Attila responds.
"Sadly true," I sigh and then continue," Good's offer."
"Wait, why did you help us at the hotel if you're just going to do this anyway?" Ichigo Kurosake asks.
"Well my soul reaping friend," I say," I knew if I helped good then I would be able to get you all here. Now what's the offer."
"You can hang out with us and play video games and eat BBQ," Cyborg offers.
"Sounds like fun," I say and turn to evil again," Counter offer?"
"We will give you an army worth of the innocent sacrifices," Martha says with her eyes turning red and her voice becoming evil and scary.
"Uh…" I can't think of anything to say to that," Right. Okay, side of good you're in the lead… by a lot, what's your offer."
"I'll go out on a date with you," Cassidy from W.I.T.C.H. offers.
"Good wins by a land sli…" I stop as a little angel guy and a little devil guy appear on either shoulder.
"Whoa," Evil Me says," Sure she is hot, but with supreme evil power she would have to go out with us anyway."
"But that would be immoral and wrong," says Good Me.
"What would you know? You wear a dress!" Evil Me says.
"I wear robes you horned moron!" Good Me says as they throw down.
"Guys, I picked good, end of story," I say and then continue," But don't worry, I'll be doing a little evil."
"Okay," they say together and then disappear in puffs of smoke.
"What in the hell was that!?" asks a very confused Gandalf.
"They were the good and the evil side of my conscious," I tell him and then ask," I thought you were all knowing or something?"
"I know what it was, I just thought it was really random," Gandalf responds.
"If you think that is random, you should read the rest of the story," Chuck says.
"Okay," Gandalf says and skips off into the forest that just appeared out of nowhere.
"Now I will pick three bad guys to work for me," I say," And two will be Cedric and Chuck the Dark Lord of Activity Directing and somebody else."
"Please pick me," Orochimaru begs.
"Why should I pick you? You're pure evil!" I yell at him.
"Because I play the banjo," he says and then pulls a banjo out of nowhere and starts playing.
"Okay, you're in," I say impressed.
"Sweet," Orochimaru says.
"As for the rest of you…" I say and then wave my hand and all of the villains get sucked into the black hole… except for Phobos.
"I'm alive!" Phobos yells jumping into the air.
"True, but I wouldn't be too happy about that if I were you Phobos," I tell him smiling under my hood.
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Prologue:
Well things are now working out great. My three new lackeys are doing a good job and I am going out with Cassidy. Yay me. Steve Newman went back to Canada and nobody really cared. Best of all, Phobos was forced to work as the out house manager at the royal palace of Meridian. I gave Cedric the control that strikes Phobos with lightening and he uses it often. Good times.
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As always, I would like to thank my reviewers CCRox4Eva, Guardian's Light, and z-nadka-zak. Thanks to everybody else who read but didn't review, kinda. If you read this story, please review or I'll eat your brain or just be very upset.
I don't own any characters except for myself and Steve Newman.