Once upon a time, Mario was walking in Mushroom Kingdom when he saw
Luigi and
Peach standing with another person that he did not know. He had never
seen
this weird guy ever.
Mario walked straight up to Peach, and asked, "Who is this?" Peach
turned to
him, frowned, and replied.
"Oh, it's you. This is Neo, he's so awesome. I think I want to go out
with
him!" She exclaimed. Mario and Luigi looked down in shame. They were
sad
because they weren't as cool as this stranger, Neo. And he was the new
kid,
and Peach wanted him, and they wanted Peach.
Neo had blonde hair that was short, right above his ear. He had blue
eyes
that made him stunning, and his face structure was loved by all.
Everyone in
the Kingdom wanted to look like him, because well, everyone wanted to
go out
with Peach! He was wearing a dark blue sweater that was similar to
Mario's
outfit, and no hat. He certainly did look cool!
Luigi and Mario looked at Peach skeptically. "What does he do that
makes him
so cool, Peach?" They said at the same time. They looked at each other,
wondering why they were thinking the same thoughts and were about to
fight
because they both liked Peach, when she interrupted.
"He just is! Anyways, we need to kill our Goombas!" She said.
"Why?" Asked Luigi confused.
Peach sighed. Mario spoke up for her, thinking she will love him if she
does.
"You are an idiot, Luigi. The Goombas are always evil, and always
bring
trouble, so we need to kill them now! We don't want any bad things to
happen!"
He said.
"That won't be necessary, I already killed the new Goombas!" Everybody
turned
to the source of the noise and saw Neo. Mario and Luigi sneered at him,
glaring with hatred. Of course he did it, why didn't they know that!
"Oh, you are so cool, Neo, how are you able to think ahead like that?"
Asked
Peach, her heart beating by looking at him, her eyes full of love.
"I'm just cool like that Peach.." He said, not paying much attention
but
sneaking glances at her
She took a deep breath, and screamed, "AWESOME!"
Suddenly, Toad came into the picture, running right to Neo, and threw a
hamburger at Neo for no apparent reason, and said, "Eat it you fat,
ugly
person!" He ran away right after, laughing. (A/N: I am just that
retarded to
add that in--Noober)
Then Bowser came and started trying to attack Mario but Neo jumped up
at him
and punched him in the face. Bowser fell down with the impact and died.
Mario stared at Neo, and sighed. "Wow, Neo, you really are so cool...I
wish I
had thought about punching him.. You're smart." Neo smiled at him, and
said
simply,
"I know..."
And they laughed.
In the end, Peach went out with Neo, and Mario became the ruler of the
Mushroom Kingdom. And everyone lived happily ever after, excluding
Luigi who
sadly died. His head had exploded when...well, you don't want to know
that.
But no one really cared except for Toad who keeps crying to this day.
The end...
""You see this is written much better... retard. No one cares if
you're 9,
you shouldn't even be on here, it's for 13 years and up.""-