Chapter 2
When Tim was far away from fallador, he stopped and sat down under a large tree. He looked at a cow pasture. He saw a man with a bucket hanging from a metal pole with a cow laying upside-down under the bucket. The man was squeezing air under the bucket.
"What are you doing?" yelled Tim.
"I'm milking the bucket!" the man replied.
"You're supposed to milk the cow! Not the stupid bucket!" yelled Tim.
"You're mean!" yelled the man.
The man picked up the cow and lifted it over his head. He threw the cow at Tim. Tumble! Tumble!
"Oh, crap!" yelled Tim.
The cow was rolling down the hill very quickly. As Tim ran from the cow he passed a guard in a police carriage. The guard checked Tim's speed, it was under the limit.
"Nothing illegal there- hey! That cow is speeding!" said the cop.
Whee-ooo! Whee-ooo! The carriage took off. Tim's heart was beating really fast. He was tripping over everything from rocks to vermin. Tumble! Tumble! He heard the guard yell:
"Hey! Look out! That cow is-"
But that was all he heard before- wham! – the cow hit him. He felt pain all over his body as darkness closed in on him…