Chapter 6
This dagger sure does some cool stuff, Tim thought as he checked out the damage to Area 58. Hey! Why is there cheese everywhere on the ground? He wondered. He picked up a piece of cheese and was examining it when a big (no make that huge, oh wait make that gigantic) rat came out of a hole in the ground.
"Gurgle! Gurgle! Snort! Snort! Slobber! Slobber! Barf! Barf!" it said.
"What?" Tim said.
"Gurgle! Gurgle! Snort! Snort! Slobber! Slobber! Barf! Barf!" it repeated.
"Shut up!" Tim said.
At this the rat got mad, and it attacked Tim. Too bad the rat wasn't very smart. Tim swung his sword and chopped the rat's head off. Tim turned to walk away, when he heard:
"You jerk! That wasn't fair! How come you get to kill me so easily, yet I can't harm you at all?"
Tim turned and saw the head of the rat he had just killed talking to him. Tim rolled his eyes.
"Whatever," he said as he walked away.
After Tim searched for a while, he discovered no survivors, except the stupid rat, which was still talking to him. He got frustrated and left.
As he walked down the road he saw a group of people, talking to each other. Tim thought it sounded different for the normal way of talking, and when he listened he realized there was something wrong. The people were talking like this:
"Hey! What r u 2 selling?" said one person.
"Nothing. Let's go 2 wildly 2 kill some n00bs!" said another person.
"I g2g! C u 2 guys l8er!" said the last person.
"Why are you talking like that?" asked Tim.
The people burst out laughing.
"Ha! Ha! U n00b!"
Meanwhile, at the Saber Tooth gang base, the leader was laughing evilly.
"Yes! Plan B is working! Muahahahahahahaha!"