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Chapter 10
Tim looked around. Lumbridge seemed almost deserted.
"Hmmm…" said Tim.
Clank! Clank! Clunk! Shatter! Tim looked in the direction of the noises and heard:
Wham! Dong! Wham! Dong!
"Get back! Back I say!" he heard someone yell.
He ran into the castle and then into the kitchen. He saw the cook holding a pot and swinging it at a hamster.
"No! You will never get my cake, you fiend!" yelled the cook.
Tim notched an arrow into his bow and shot it through the hamster.
"Thank you!" exclaimed the cook, "you saved my cake!"
"Uh… somehow, I don't think it wanted the cake…" muttered Tim.
"It didn't?" asked the cook.
"No, it wanted to kill you!" said Tim.
"Oh," said the cook.
"Why haven't you evacuated?" asked Tim.
"Oh… well, I fell asleep while I was watching a battle between a squirrel and a bunny…" replied the cook.
Suddenly 2 80 lb. hamsters smashed though the wall. Tim spotted a bottle of mouth wash. He grabbed his dagger and cast telekinetic grab on the bottle. He opened it and splashed it in the two hamsters' eyes. The hamsters' eyes began to water, and the two hamsters fled.
"Let's get out of here!" said Tim.