CHAPTER 4 Miroku's Turn

Far away in a castle surrounded by dark purple clouds of air polution Naraku was busy humming the Nutcracker and ballet dancing around the living room of the palace. He was just finishing up his routine when Kagura walked in on him and stopped, staring in shock. "Naraku?" she gasped.

Naraku noticed her standing in the doorway and stopped what he was doing. He instantly smashed the record player and ripped off his pink tutu. He instantly when into his big bad guy persona. "What?" he demanded. "Kagura, you know better than to barge into my room while I'm busy."

"I didn't barge!" she corrected him.

"Hmm next time try knocking then."

"I did knock but you didn't answer."

"Well what do you want?"

"Umm Kanna spotted something you might be interested in."

"Oh really?" he asked leaning toward her expectantly. "What is it?"

She moved back at the stench of his breath. "If you want to know go find her," she adviced.

By then Lord Naraku was super curious. He ran out of the room in a cloud of dust as his robes fluttered around him like big wings.

Kagura sweat dropped. I saw his underwear... she thought her facing turning a shade of green. Ew... Then she followed him out of the room at a much slower pace.

When they all were in Kanna's room Naraku peeked into her magic mirror and stared at something for a few minutes then stood up cracking kinks out of his back as he did so.

"Well what did you see?" she asked.

Naraku didn't tell her. All he did was grin hugely and run out of the room with his robes flapping around him again.

Kagura watched him go, feeling dirty. He really needs to buy himself some new underwear...

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Kaede left Kagome sitting on the fresh hoed ground blubbering her head off as her gardening tool lay unused next to her. "Why is everyone being so mean to me today?" she asked herself in a high whiny voice. "What did I ever do to them that's making them act so?"

"Kagome!" a voice called.

The school girl looked up. Is Inuyasha calling for me? she wondered. She smiled to herself. He still loves me! She got off the ground and started running. "I'm coming, Inuyasha!" She ran like a girl on fire back into the village and into the rock hard back of her beloved Inuyasha. Her face smashed into his back and she was knocked to the ground with a bleeding nose. "OW!" she screamed, holding her nose. "My poor nose. Doesn't he realize how many nose jobs I got to make it perfect?"

"Oh, Kagome," Inuyasha said looking down at her. "What are you doing on the ground? I don't think I dropped any pennies."

"I'm not looking for pennies!" she screamed, scrambling to her feet. "I ran into your back!'

"Oh. Sorry about that."

"You should be," she grumbled. "I could have broken my nose!"

"Well that wouldn't have been my fault," he informed her. "You're the one who should really learn to not run so fast. How was I suppost to know you were coming up behind me if you don't give a warning?"

Before Kagome could retaliate a voice from above called. "Hail, my unwothry apponins!"

Team Inuyasha looked into the sky. They spotted Mr. Crazy Naraku flying in the air above them on what looked like Sesshoumaru's horse thing.

"Naraku!" Inuyasha growled.

"Hello, Inuyasha," the villain greeted him. "Today is the day I am going to end you lives."

"Yeah sure," Miroku said getting ready to unleash him Wind Tunnel. "The only life that's going to end is yours!"

Naraku laughed. "Ooo I'm so afraid!" he taunted.

Just as Miroku was going to suck the villian into the abbyss of his Wind Tunnel flailing arrows began shooting off in odd directions.

Everyone turned to gape at Kagome was was aiming her bow at Naraku but, having bad aim that day, kept on missing.

Naraku was laughing his head off at her attempts "HAAHHAAHA!" he cackled. "And they call you the re-encarnation of Kikyo? If you were you would have hit me by now!"

Kagome growled in anger and shot off another arrow. This arrow went off into a totally weird drection and hit Miroku in the wrist. "Gah!" he exclaimed as the covering over his mind tunnel disolved and the air void sucked in a neighbor's barn. "Oopps.." he said as his eyes got all weird and he sweat dropped.

"KAGOME!" her friends shouted at her.

Naraku laughed again then started flying away. "I see you have your hands full already," he said. "I'll come back when you've all cooled down a little." and off he went.

"Hey, get back here!" Inuyasha called after him but it was to late. Naraku was gone and it was all Kagome's fault.

Her friends glared at her. "What?" she demanded.

"Look what you did!" Miroku exclaimed finally covering his wind tunnel again. "You made me suck up Kaede's neighbor's barn and you let Narku get away."

Kagome stared at him as an all too familiar feeling began to wash over her. Uh oh.. I did it again!

Miroku shook his head. "I guess this means you'll have to be punished."

"No!" she screamed. "Not again!"

Yes again. This time Miroku's intentions weren't perveted. Kagome had ruined his chances at sucking Naraku into infinity and now she would have to pay. With some help from the others Kagome was pinned to the ground and once again got her just deserts.

A/N

Felt like updating. Now Miroku had his turn. Shippo will never do that because he worships Kagome. I'll probably make Kikyo punish her next. Someone wanted me to make Kikyo spank her and who am I to deny someone's request?

I noticed as I keep updating everyone's getting more and more out of character. All well. It was bound to happen. I hope you don't mind.

If you want a certain person to spank Kagome let me know and I'll see what I can do.

To all of you who might be dumb enough to point it out to me;

YES, I KNOW THEY ARE OUT OF CHARACTER! I'M NOT STUPID! STOP POINTING IT OUT TO ME! I KNOW ALREADY! SHEESH!