Chapter 5

When Miroku was finished punishing Kagome the group decided to go looking for Naraku. As they walked through the woods Kagome walked along sniffling loudly. By then her rear was beginning to let off a dull red glow and she couldn't sit down any longer. Shippo road piggyback on her and gave her sympathetic looks.

"It's okay, Kagome," he said patting her head with his small hand. "I'm sure no one else will do that to you now."

"I hope you're right," she said, looking over her shoulder at him. "Thanks."

"You're welcome," he said smiling.

About that time Inuyasha smelled something familiar in the air. "I think my brother's nearby," he commented.

Everyone looked at him. "Really?" Sango asked. "Where?"

That he didn't know but he had a guess that Sesshoumaru and his little pals were close by. Maybe even around the next corner.

And it wound up being around the next corner. There was Sesshoumaru walking along with his adopted daughter Rin and his little green servant Jaken. Sesshy was talking to the little girl who was smiling cutely and tugging on the sleeve on his left arm. Jaken was just being his old whiny self, complaining about Rin's cheerfulness.

"Hey, look, Inuyasha," Miroku said pointing. "It's your brother!"

"Like I don't know that," Inuyasha muttered.

Just then Sesshy noticed them. He looked up and stared at them without saying a thing. Rin started tugging on his sleeve and he looked down at her.

"Who are they?" she asked. (I don't know if Team Inuyasha ever met Rin).

"My annoying brother, some of his friends, and his whore," he replied.

"Kagome's not a whore!" Inuyasha protested.

"Thank you, Inuyasha," Kagome said.

"She just looks like a whore."

Kagome was offended. "Well thanks a lot! SIT!"

And down he went.

Sesshoumaru started laughing. "So she still has that hold on you, eh?" he asked.

"Shut up!" Inuyasha shouted, pulling himself out of the ground. He glared at Kagome. "Just remember what happened to you the last time you did that to me," he said pointedly.

Kagome's face turned blue in fear. She could still remember what he'd done. She had a sore rear to remind her eye day.

Sesshoumaru watched Kagome's expression change with interest. "Just what did you do to her?" he asked.

Kagome's eyes filled with tears, as if she were expecting him to sympathize. "HE SPANKED ME!" she screamed in a whiny voice.

"Oh..." Sesshy nodded. "Good. Good."

"It's not good!' Kagome screamed. "He hit me!"

"That's why it's good," Sesshy told her.

"Hmph!" Kagome folded her arms and walked a short distance away in a huff, wishing she could "Sit" Sesshoumaru. Nobody appreciates me! They all wanna spank me! Well I'll show them! I'll do Inuyasha a favor. I'll kill his brother for him! Kagome foolishly pulled out her bow and arrows and aimed them at Sesshoumaru. "Time to die, Fluffy!' she cackled insanely.

TWANG!

The arrow shot at Sesshoumaru. He easily dodged out of the way but the tail end of his fluffy thing didn't. The arrow hit it and the fluffy burst into flame.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sesshoumaru screamed, ripping the fluff off his shoulder and stomping on it to put out the flames. "Father's fur! WATER! WATER!"

When he finally got the fire put out he lifted his charred fluffy thing and stared at it, his lower lip quivering. "Daddy," he said.

"Ssshoumaru-sama?" Rin asked looking up at him.

He glared at the others without looking at Rin. "Who fired that?" he demanded, glaring at Inuyasha.

"Hey it wasn't me," Inuyasha said putting up his hands. "It was Kagome!"

"KAGOME!" Sesshoumaru glared at the girl who held a bow guiltily.

"Uh hi, Sesshoumaru," she said laughing nervously.

"How DARE you burn up my father's fur!" he roared, coming at her angrily. "What did it ever do to you!" He pulled out his sword. "You're going to pay for that! With your life!"

"Wait!" Miroku exclaimed, standing infront of him.

Sesshoumaur stared at the monk grumpily. "What?" he demanded.

"I know a better way to teach her a lesson for ruining your father's fur," he replied.

Sesshy sheathed his sword for now. "Oh yeah?" he asked. "I'm listening. Tell me."

Miroku explained it to him. When he was done Sesshy nodded. "Oh," he said. "That sounds just perfect."

Miroku moved out of the way to let him pass. Sesshy walked up to Kagome. "Come here, wench," he ordered, putting out his hand.

Kagome backed away but Sesshy was quick. He grabbed her by the wrist and pulled her toward him. She was screaming even before he got her on his lap. "Shut up!" he ordered, stuffing a rock in her mouth. "I haven't even hit you yet!"

Kagome spit out the rock and wiggled in his grasp. "Don't hit me!" she screamed. "Please!"

Too late. He'd already made up his mind. He started to smack her rear with anger and disgust.

While he did so laughter filled the air and everyone looked up to see Naraku and Kagura floating on Kagura's feather thing and laughing their heads off at Kagome's fifth punishment in the last few hours.

"NARAKU!" Inuyasha screamed pulling out his sword. He ran at the two but the feather blew away with the two demon's laughter echoing through the forest.

When Sesshy was done he dumped Kagome into an undignified heap onto the ground, turned back to Rin and Jaken, took Rin's little hand, and walked away, with Kagome's sniffleing creating a weird fanfare as he went.

A/N

You asked for Sesshy you got Sesshy. Hope ya liked it. It's getting harder to come up with reasons for people to spank her though...