CHAPTER 6

Sometime later Kagome finally got herself together enough to make an effort in finding her friends who had run off after Inuyasha and Naraku. She hated being left behind and was going to chew them out for doing so when she finally found them. She got up and stumbled along the path her friend had taken, her rear end feeling like it was on fire.

Why's everyone being so mean to me today? she asked herself as she moved along. What did I do to them? I'm the nicest person in the world. Everyone loves me. Why would my friends stoop to being so mean as to spanking me so hard?

She hadn't walked very far when she spotted kikyo's soul collecters flying around the trees. Kikyo, she thought, watching the dragon snake worm things. She followed the flying worms, thinking if she found Kikyo she'd find her friends. After all; she's a stalker.

Awhile later she found Kikyo leaning against a tree, seeming to be minding her own business. Kagome thought she knew Kikyo better than Kikyo knew herself and figured the undead miko was planning something evil, even though she was just minding her own business, not hurting anyone.

"Hey, you!" Kagome called to her.

Kikyo looked up from what she was doing and stared at Kagome a moment. "Hi," she said softly. "What are you doing out here?"

"I should be asking you the same thing," Kagome said, putting her hands on her hips.

"I'm resting," Kikyo said calmly, wondering why Kagome was bugging her.

"Sure you are," Kagome said. "I bet you're stalking Inuyasha."

"What? No I'm not," Kikyo protested, still not sure what the other girl's problem was.

"Yeah, right," Kagome said, folding her arms. "You know what? Why don't you just die?"

"Huh?"

"You don't belong here."

Kikyo frowned. "As if I didn't know that already," she said, coldly. "If you're gonna be that way then I'll tell you something. You don't belong here either."

"Heh, I'm more close in time than you are."

"You are not. I'm only fifty years behind. You're five hundred years ahead. I'm closer to this time than you are." she pushed her hair out of her face. "And much prettier."

"Hmph! Well you're still a stalker."

"I beg your pardon!" Kikyo exclaimed. "I do not stalk Inuyasha. If we wind up in the same place it's mostly coincidentale."

"Sure it is."

"Why are you bothering me?"

"Because it's fun."

"It is not. I don't bug you!"

"Yes you do."

"No I don't!"

"Well. you're a whore."

"What? I AM NOT!" Kikyo looked ready to use her miko powers to blow Kagome head off. "I'm a virgin, thank you very much!"

"Sure you are, Kinky-ho."

"Stop calling me that!"

"Why? Does it offend you?"

"Yes."

"Well too bad."

"Why are you acting out of character?"

"What? I'm not."

"Yes you are."

"Well so what?" Kagome demanded. "You're always out of character."

"What does this have to do with anything?"

"I have no idea." Just then Kagome spotted Kikyo's soul collectors. "How can you even think of trusting those demons?" she demanded.

Kikyo blinked, weirded out by Out Of Character Kagome. UIh..."

"Well I'm gonna get rid of them!" kagome said, pulling out her bow and aiming it at the demons. "Die worms! BWAHAHHAAAA!"

Kikyo watched as Kagome started killing the poor soul collectors one by one. After about ten were gone Kikyo finally lost her temper. "Knock it off!" she shouted, grabbing the bow from her re-encarnation and breaking it over her knee. "What in hell do you think you're doing?!"

Kagome just stared at her. Kikyo shook her had and folded her arms. "Looks like you deserve a punishment."

Kagome knew what the miko ment and tried to get away. Kikyo grabbed her arm and pulled her to the ground. She yanked the girl into her lap and began to paddle her. Kagome screamed till the cows came home.

A/N

I finally updated this. Sorry it took so long. I was kinda busy. Forgive me.