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Chapter 13

Tim and Toby began walking through the wreckage from the explosion and continued down the path…

One hour later, they walked into Draynor village. Oddly, there were only two people in sight.

"Where is everyone?" Tim asked.

"I don't know, but- hey, do you hear that?" said Toby.

Tim listened for a few seconds, and then heard a low rumbling noise. It began to get louder, and louder.

"Wait a second, look out!!" Tim yelled as he jumped on top of Toby.

Smash!! Bricks and shattered glass flew everywhere as a large red bus rammed through the wall of one of the houses. It swerved into the market place and smashed most of the stalls. The door opened and a bald guy with glasses stepped out. Suddenly music began playing and the guy started to dance like a total idiot.

"Crap it's the dancing geezer!!" Toby yelled.

"Oh no! Not the crazed mob of dancing people!" Tim exclaimed, trample "Ow!" trample "Ow!" trample "Ow! Ow!"

"Dance party!" Someone yelled.

"Hey, I think there's someone in that bus," said Tim, "Wait a second; the windows are rolling down and…" Tim's voice trailed off.

"Get inside the bank! There's a dwarf cannon in the bus!" Toby exclaimed.

Bang! Zing! A cannon ball whizzed past Tim's ear as he dashed for the bank. The cannon began firing at the dancers.

"What are we going to do?" asked Tim.

"I got an idea," said Toby. He pulled a round red ball with a green wick on it from his pocket.

"You have a cherry bomb? Where the heck did you get a cherry bomb?" said Tim.

"I found it in that dynamite shed," said Toby, "Anyway, you need to sneak up to the bus, open the gas cap, light the cherry bomb, and roll it down the chute so it will blow up the gas tank,"

"And what are you going to do?"

"I'll cause a distraction,"

Toby stepped out into the market place, and began to yell at the bald geezer.

"You stink at dancing! You look like you haven't bathed in three weeks!"

"What did you just say?" said the geezer.

"I said you stink at dancing!"

"How dare you?!"

"You look like a 100 year old penguin!"

"That's it! You're going down!"

The geezer leapt up into the air and back-flipped down through a sun roof in the bus. Dwarf cannons poked out of all the side windows and pointed forward. And just when Toby thought it was done, a panel on the top of the bus slid open and a giant cannon rose out of it. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Toby barely dodged the cannon balls. The canons fired again. Zing-crack!

"Aaugh, it hit my hand!!" Toby yelled in pain.

Meanwhile, Tim snuck up to the bus and opened the gas cap. He lit the cherry bomb and tossed it in. Then, he ran around to the other side of the bus and grabbed a wooden post from one of the smashed stalls.

As this was happening the geezer was too distracted to notice.

"You know, you could really hurt someone,"

The geezer turned his head toward the voice.

"Like this!!"

Wham! Tim swung the post into the geezer's face.

"Yow!" screamed the geezer as he fell over in the seat.

Tim looked into the bus and saw rockets and fireworks inside.

"What is with this guy? Never mind, I have to get out of here,"

Tim grabbed Toby's hand… um, the other hand Tim… and ran out of Draynor.

Meanwhile, in Port Sarim, some people were talking. Boom! Everyone there turned their heads in the direction of Draynor. The remains of a large bus flew up in the air, and then crashed back down.