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Chapter 16
At the Saber Tooth gang's secret base, the gang's leader called in one of his minions.
"Minion, I want you to go online and order an information kit on how to take over the world!" the leader said.
"Sir, what's online?" asked the minion.
"The thing that you access from a computer!" the leader said in an aggravated tone.
"Sir, what's a computer?" asked the minion.
"Ugh! Get out of my sight!" yelled the leader, "Go do something useful, like blowing a city up or something!"
"Sir, what does useful mean?" asked the minion.
"Don't you know anything?!" the leader screamed.
"Sir, what does anything mean?" asked the minion.
"I really need a vacation," said the leader.
Meanwhile, Tim and Toby were still being pulled along by the plummeting stunt plane.
"I think I'm going to throw up!" Tim exclaimed.
"Well don't throw up on me!" yelled Toby, "I just had this shirt…"
Before Toby could finish talking, the cord attached to the plane snapped, sending them into a crash course with the ground. Splat! Toby landed in a mud puddle.
"…dry cleaned," Toby finished.
Plop! Tim landed lightly on a pile of leaves that was sitting next to Toby.
"How come you got so lucky?" asked Toby.
"I don't know," said Tim.
Boing! Thud! Boing! Thud! Tim and Toby spun around, looking for what was making the noise. Toby screamed and hid behind Tim.
"It's hideous!" he exclaimed.
"Toby, it's just a fuzzy bunny rabbit," said Toby.
"Oh, that's ok then," said Toby.
"Besides, it already hopped away," said Tim.
"Well then, let's use the map to figure out where we are," said Toby.
"We're in the wilderness," said Tim.
"How did you know that?" asked Toby.
"Well, there's a lot of trees, it's dark, there's a record player playing scary music, and there's a huge neon sign that reads: Welcome to the wilderness!" said Tim.
"Oh," said Toby.
"Alright, let's go. Be careful, and don't let your guard down," said Tim.
After an uneventful hour of walking, they stopped and sat down.
"I thought that the wilderness was supposed to be full of danger, not bunny rabbits!" Toby said, "Why are these little bunnies hopping around?"
Tim looked around. Sure enough, there were dozens of bunnies hopping around. Then Tim noticed something out of the corner of his eye. He looked in that direction, and saw a building shaped like an Easter basket. In front of it was a sign that read: Bunny Daycare.
"Alright, this is getting ridiculous," he said.
"Gross! They're peeing on each other!" said Toby.
Ding! Ding! A bell on the daycare building tolled and all the bunnies hopped toward it. As they approached the door, they formed a single file line and then went inside.
"That was weird…" Tim said, "Let's get closer and see if we can figure this out."
They quietly approached the building, going to the side of it. They peered in through a window. They were amazed to see that the inside of the building looked like a standard day care center.
"What the heck is going on here?" said Toby.
The building began to shake and bounce. Tim and Toby stood in awe as the building sank into the ground!
"This is getting weirder and weirder," Toby said.
"Hey!"
They looked around, but saw no one.
"Down here!"
"It's a talking bunny!" Toby screamed as he leapt into a bush to hide.
"I take it you're afraid of bunnies," said the bunny.
"Just the talking ones," Toby said.
"I think it's kind of cool," said Tim, "But I'm confused, how come there aren't any monsters?"
"Well it's because the Easter Bunny decided that bunnies needed a place to live, so he rounded up an army of bunnies and led them into the wilderness to nearly wipe out the population of monsters. So now, the wilderness is where bunnies live," The bunny explained.
"And how did bunnies end up talking?" asked Tim.
"Well, most bunnies actual can speak, but a large part of them chooses not to," the bunny replied, "Oh and by the way, that bush that your friend is hiding in is a popular public restroom."
"That's disgusting!" Toby yelled as he bust out of the bush.
"Come on, I'll show you around," said the bunny.
Author's note: I hope you enjoted the chapter!