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Chapter 17
"Okay," said the bunny, "let me step into this small dressing room for a moment and I'll be right with you."
Tim and Toby were standing in a welcome center in the middle of a city built, and populated, by bunnies.
The door of the dressing room the bunny had entered swung open, and the some bunny re-appeared wearing a blue tour guide hat that had I love Bunny City stitched into it.
"Wait," said Toby, "you went into that dressing room just so you could put on that cheesy hat?"
"Well, do you know how hard it is to fold my ears down and put hair gel on to them down so this hat fits?"
"Is that spelled h-a-r-e gel, or h-a-i-r gel?"
"Very funny, mister wise guy!"
Tim decided this would be a good time to break into their conversation.
"Toby, stop pissing off the bunny." he said.
"Thank you," said the bunny, "by the way my name is Ralph."
"I'm Tim and that's Toby."
"Okay, on with the tour!" said Ralph.
A few minutes later they were riding in a go-kart that read Bunny City tours on the side.
Ralph's voice came on an intercom: "Our first stop on the tour will be the technology testing facility."
"Ralph! You don't need to use the intercom! We're sitting right behind you!" said Toby.
"Sorry, I just had it installed and I couldn't resist trying it out."
Screech! The go-kart skidded to a halt in front of a large white building. They exited the go-kart and entered the building. Inside, they saw a conveyor belt on the floor.
"Step this way," said Ralph.
They stepped onto the conveyor belt and it began to move them throughout the building.
"Here we have the food dispenser testing area, and over here," said Ralph, "is the explosives testing area."
"Cool!" said Tim.
"Oh, dear! Hey! Hey Bob! Bob! Don't sit on that whoopee cushion!"
Ka-boom!! Flames, debris, and bunny fur flew everywhere behind the glass window. An ambulance, with its sirens wailing, drove up and two bunnies wearing medical clothing took Bob away.
"That's the third time this week Bob has ended up in the hospital." said Ralph.
"Why does he keep coming back to work here?" asked Toby.
"That's a question better left unanswered. Let's head back to the go-kart."
Ralph began driving again and came to a halt in front of a hotel.
"It's getting dark, so we'll finish the tour tomorrow. I made arrangements so you can stay here, and don't worry, we love visitors and were not going to charge you for this."
Tim and Toby entered the hotel and went up to their room for a long nights sleep.
Author's note: I hope you enjoyed this chapter.