Chappie 3
No lightsabers. Real or otherwise.
Miss Ellesworth has blown up to many prototypes and the toys are dangerous in these close quarters, Travis and MacArthur.
No pantie pilfering.
Believe it or not but that is part of the uniform. Hoshi will force you to wear a thong for the rest of the week.
Make sure that T'pol and Hoshi are out of earshot when commenting their bums.
They are your senior officers. They have funny ways of getting you back for comments like that.
No criticizing Chef.
He will cook nothing but blood pudding for a month straight. Malcolm-"The horror. The horror." curls up in fetal position
No jock strap pilfering.
Yes it deprives them of protection from the ladies assauts but they need those for physically taxing work. We will not have a work related accident like that.
No comments about Vulcan ears in their presence.
Vulcans find human fascination with their ears very illogical. T'pol is selfconcious of hers and will retaliate with snide comments abput yours.
Starfleet underwear is mandatory.
You never know when there will be a uniform exam. You don't wanna get caught in a thong or even worsse, going commando.
If you feel the need to theorize about men's undershorts make sure they can't hear you
Guys have the funny idea that they should show you when they eavsdrop on that particular conversation.
No alien pets.
I know Phlox has many but his are for medicinal purposes so stop bringing them aboard, Hoshi.
All officers are to be sober when on duty.
Emily does not want to spend another hour of Malcolm museing over T'pol's bum. Really is she just chopped liver compared to T'pol?
The Dr. is the only person allowed to have laxatives.
We will not have another incident like when Travis managed to get some. The senior staff spent the day in the bathroom.
No super glue unless you have a good reason.
You will not be superglueing new recruits to walls…or the ceiling.
Do not stand behind an Angel.
Emily conceals her wings because of space issues. When you get on her nerves she can unleash them with explosive force. Tucker flew 20 feet down a corridor. Let us not repeat his mistake.
The maintenance crew may not be thrown out an airlock.
Even if they cleaned the armory, Malcolm.
Do not hit on the female senior officers.
They are the senior officers. They no exactly what type they like. Some of them are even taken. Mal- "I know who you are and where you live." Trip-" I know where you work and many accidents can happen there."
Porthos does not visit inhabited planets.
After the tree incident we don't need anymore problems with him.
Phlox's check-ups are mandatory.
T'pol will hunt you down if necissary. She knows how to use deadly force with little effort.
Malcolm and Charles are not to go on away missions alone.
They end up acting like Batman and Superman. That's never a good thing. It usually leds to someone taken hostaage or shot (coughTripcough).
Make-up is to be applied by the doctor only.
Archer will not tolerate anymore clown faces in his mirror first thing in the morning before his coffee.
Self-defense classes that are being taught by Malcolm and the Macos are mandatory.
You never know when someone is going to test those skills. Phlox has seen to many unprepaired casualties.
Duck tape can not fix hull breaches, no matter how much you use.
Malcolm had lost half of his atmosphere before he found it didn't work. Thank god trip had the force fields working.