-1Ask Naruto.
Naruto: Okay. Hi and Welcome to Ask Naruto! This time we made sure Neji wouldn't take over because TenTen and him are..out.
Shikamaru: Where'd you send them anyway?
Naruto: Let's just say I gave them an address.
TenTen: Neji…Where are we?
Neji: Some address Naruto gave me.
TenTen: It's a dark alley.
Neji: GRR NARUTO!
Neji: Do you have your laptop?
TenTen: yeah…why?
Neji: Let's just say I need to ASK Naruto.
Naruto: Ooh! A new one!
Naruto:
Dear Naruto,
Why don't you get Neji to answer this question? I
think it'd be better since Neji is better than you. And smarter.
And a much cooler ninja. And he's more manly. So where's Neji!
-Ijen
Naruto- This is going to be a tough one.
Shikamaru: Oh hell no. You can't tell that Ijen Is NEJI spelled backwards! It's Neji getting revenge.
Naruto: Oh.