Naruto: I'd better check it.
ping. ping. clickie. ping.
Computerr: Welcome. Naruto.
You. Have. 15864564547854. Un-read. Messages.
Naruto: O.O.
Shikamaru: Oh great. Just what I need. Naruto mail.
Naruto: Ehh. This is a lot.
Shikamaru: Don't tell me your going to sit here and answer ALL of them.
Naruto: Are you insane! OF COURSE I AM! Think of all the messages! Think of all the needy children!
Think of--
Shikamaru: How hungry I am? Why yes. Thanks for asking. Sammich time!
Naruto: -Sigh-.
Naruto: I'd better get to typing.
TWO AND HALF DAYS LATER.
ping. ping. clickie. ping.
You.Have. 5000. Un-read Messages.
Sakura: Naruto! Aren't you a bit worried about yourself?
How do you eat?! How do you drink?! HOW DO YOU LIVE?!?!?!
Naruto: -Siggggggggggh-. Must. Answer. Messages.
THREE WEEKS LATER.
Naruto: ZzZzZz.
Neji: .-.
Neji: Hmm.
Neji: I think I'll answer the remaining 300 messages on Naruto's site .
Computer:
Welcome. Password. Please.
Neji: Hmm. Think like Naruto.
Neji: Uhh. I love Sakura.
Computer: ACCESS DENIED.
Neji: Hmm. Nine Tailed Fox.
Computer: ACCESS DENIED.
Neji: Uhhhhh. Neji is one sex-eh beast.
Computer: You are a biscuithead.
Neji: O.o.
Neji: Hmm..AH! It's so obvious!
Neji: RAMEN NOODLES.
Computer: Welcome. Naruto. You. Have. 300. Un-read. Messages.
FIVE HOURS LATER.
Neji: Ah. The last letter.
Dear Naru--
Naruto: WAIT A MINUTE.
Nauro: Why does NEJI get to be the star in all of these stories hmm?
Naruto: Can't I NOT be stupid in ONE of your stories?!
Me: Uh...no?
Naruto: What's with your obsession of Neji anyway?!
Neji: Isn't it obvious? I'm a sex-eh man beast.
Neji: EVERYONE loves teh Neji!
Me:...it's true.
Naruto: Grrr.
Naruto: But it's ASK NARUTO.
Naruto: Not ASK NARUTO BUT LET NEJI ANSWER THE LETTERS.
Jeeze. If you're so smart, why not just create a new story titled ASK NEJI?
Me: Okay. If that's what you want. Ask Neji it is.
Me: And you won't be in it.
Naruto: WHAT! THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL!
Naruto: PLEASE!!!!!!!!!1
Me: Fine.
Naruto: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Me: But I'm making you be gay with Sasuke.
Naruto: O.O.
Naruto: WHAT! WHY?!
Me: Because I know some crazeh fan-girls who'd kill for some Naruto Yaoi action.
Naruto: Oh great. Just what I need.