Kakashi and jiraya came out of the whore house
"man dude those chicks were hot!" jiraya stammered
"eh ive seen better…" kakashi stated
" your mom dosent count Cockshi!" jiraya hooted
"Yea well why don't you try her out cock boy? Shes around 80 years old just like you!"
they stoped their fighting as they saw a figure walk out of the gay bar
"Oh my fucking god you fag what were you doing in there?!?" jiraya yelled
"Homoo… I always new you were a fag!" kakashi laughed
"sob YOU GUYS ARE SO MEANNNN" A disgruntled Gai stammered and ran away like a sobering school girl
Naruto landed roughly 700miles from were sakura kicked his ass
He landed in a big ware house
"Jesus Sakura has to lay off the roids!" Naruto thought to himself.
He looked around. And suddenly a wave of dipare hit him
"Oh god no this isint were I think I am is it…"
" NARUTO KUN!!!"
'fuck me..."
Rock lee came out of the shadows
He was wareing a pink fuzzy robe and pink fuzzy slippers and a very moldy looking green suit underneath it
"YOUR JUST IN TIME TO PAINT NAILS AND TALK ABOUT BOYS WITH US WE BAKED COOKIES!!!"
"Us?" naruto thought he looked over and saw 3 teddy bares and Itachi Uchia putting on nail polish
"ITS TIME TO DANCE NARUTO KUN!" itachi squeeled and pulled out a boom box and turned on the scaryest thing naruto had ever heard
"Y M C A!!! WEEE" the two sqeeled as naruto ran for his life