Were not GAY!!!!
"Mmmm Kairi your skin so warm." said Sora
"Yeah your hair so silky." said Riku
"And your penis is so…hard?" (record play scratch!) "WHAT THE HELL????!!!!!" Sora and Riku jumped out of the bed butt naked in a strange room and the bed looked like a giant red heart.
Riku disturbingly looked at Sora. "What?! What the hell?! Where's Kairi?! And-and where are we?" Riku looked around the room it looked like a honeymoon suit. Riku quickly grabbed a pink full of hearts bathrobe, though he was deeply disturbed by the bath robe but it was the only thing that he can find to cover his body from Sora.
"Are you sure you're not gay Sora?"
"Of course I'm not gay! I just had sex with Kairi!"
"That doesn't mean you're not gay! Now get something on, I don't want to see you naked!" Riku walked up to the window and open the curtains. Bright lights blinded him and a big sign in the back ground glowed even brighter saying Viva Las Vega. Then he closed the curtains and had an unsure face.
"Nothing makes sense anymore." Sora walked up to him wearing a furry pink full of hearts and lacy silk straps bath rob. "…Sora why are you wearing that bathrobe?"
"Because it's the only one I can find after this predicament can we not talk about this. So where are?"
"I-HAVE-NO-IDEA"
"Great! Not only we have any idea where we are we don't even have the slightest idea where is Kairi!" Then the door was open by Kairi. "Hey guys have a nice sleep?"
"KAIRI!!!" The guys cried out running over to her side, Kairi stepped back a couple of spaces. "Are you two alright?"
"Yeah were alright what about? You're not hurt are you?" said Sora
"Um no…are you sure your both alright?"
"Kairi were alright were just worry about you." said Riku
"Eh? Okay? I'm alright, everything's fine." She said it in a calm and slow tone.
"Good so where are we?" said Sora
"Oh yeah you both got wasted. Fine here's what happen, were in Las Vegas, yesterday you both got married; remember?"
Sora and Riku had a dumbfound faces and looked at each other very very ill. "Marry…to…" Sora and Riku kick Kairi out and closed the door behind her. Kairi looked confused but a thought came to her. "They should have said they were going to have sex."
Sora hit his head on the wall multiple times and said a word with each hit. "How-the-hell-did-this-happen?"
Riku sat on the bed thinking about the situation. "Okay lets think about this, what happen after we had sex with Kairi?" Sora stops slamming his head to the wall and walked up to the lamp table. "I don't know but look at these photos."
"Photos?" Riku looked at the photos over Sora shoulder. One had them at a alter, another had a them dancing, then kissing, eating a cake with each other faces next to each other and a them of having sex. "OH—MY—GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??????!!!!!!!!!! THIS ISN'T RIGHT AT ALL!!!! NOT AT ALL!!!!!!!!!" shouted Riku
"I know, I look fat in those photos." said Sora. Riku slapped behind his head while staring at the pictures. "I know, this must be some game someone playing on us. That's right, someone's playing tricks on us." said Riku
"Right someone playing tricks with us, great so how do we know whose playing tricks on us?"
"……….Maybe Kairi might give us a clue."
"Sounds good to me but first where are our clothes and why did we kick her out of the room?"
"I have no idea?"
Twenty minutes latter
"Okay all I can find that isn't gay are these blue and black jeans and black and white shirts. Choose your pick." said Riku
"I'll have those two." Sora grabbed the black shirt and blue jeans.
Five minutes latter they exited out what seems the Golden Nugget.
"Either we got really wasted for the last couple of days or really really high." said Riku
Sora was amazed that there were so many people in the city but he also blinded by the flashing lights. "From the looks of this place I think we did both." Then Sora saw a bunch of people he thought he won't see in this city. "Hey look it's Roxas, Namine and Axel!" Sora pointed at them across the street.
"Hey Roxas!" Sora ran across the street, Roxas and the others saw Sora running at them.
"Hey—" Then Sora got hit by a car. "Sora!" Everyone shouted.
Sora got up without a scratch. "I'm alright." Again another car hit him and he was thrown in front of Roxas and the others. "Ooowww." Sora got back to his feet and greeted his friends. "Hey guys how's it going?" He said a bit dazed and then collapsed to the ground.
At some restaurant that looks like on of those 70's hamburger restaurant name Shake and Bake. "Wait let me get this straight, neither one of you remember what just happen for the last couple of weeks?" asked Roxas
"Weeks?" Sora and Riku question.
"Yeah, weeks…"
"Wow Riku we really got wasted and or high."
"Okay wait what happen during those couple of weeks."
"Well you guys did win 2 million dollars in a poker game." said Axel
"2 million dollars? 2 million dollars?! How the hell did we win 2 million dollars…wait scratch that, what the hell?" Sora shout was so loud that everyone in the resturant heard him.
"Hey I don't know nothing, all I know that you both won 2 million." Sora and Riku stared at them blankly.
Outside of the restaurant.
"Okay Sora lets recap: We did something gay, had sex with Kairi then we somehow got married to each other and learn that were staying in a hotel in a city that we never even heard of and now we learn that we won 2 million dollars. Sora, what the hell did you do to the Gods!" Then Riku and Sora got punched in the face by some big man. He grabbed them by the neck choking them.
"Where is it!?"
"What? What you're talking about?" said Sora
"Where is my photon sphere projectile?"
"What photon sphere project—what?!" They said in union.
"You lost my photon sphere! Do you not know that the entire universe is at stake!"
"…………………………………….WHAT?!"
The big guy threw them in a pile of garbage and now they're cover with garbage crap.
"Listen and listen to me good. Find me that photon sphere projectile or your dead!" With that he left.
Riku slowly looked at Sora. "Sora, what the HELL is going on here?!"
"Apparently we lost his photon sphere projectile. But, we don't know what the hell this photon sphere projectile is! So how the hell are we supposed to know how this photon thing looks like! Damn him!"
"Man did we got wasted."
End Chapter