Naruto ran out of the smoldering ramen shop
"Naruto w-why??! I thought we were bros!" the old man who owned the ramen shop screeched
"Hey man I am feed up with this craziness when I saw that you were cooking your daughter alive in my ramen what did you think id do if I said right before' Next weird ass thing I'm taking down this village'?!"
"WHY NARUTO WHYYYYY?!" was the old mans last words as he was consumed in a blazing inferno.
"Well time to move on to the next fire site…" naruto cheerfully hummed.
Hinata got up from a kitchen stove very woozy.
"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-What happened?" Hinata stuttered.
Hinata no matter what always stuttered
Those speech classes must not have helped.
At all.
Hinata's sad sad story began when she met Neji
" Hello 'Brother' Neji! I am-"
"YOU'RE A MAIN BRANCH NAZI YEA WHAT ARE YOU, GONNA SAY YOUR BETTER THAN ME?!? HUH HUH?!?!?!?!"
"What?" Hinata asked (She was very confused)
"YOU HEARD ME WHY DON'T YOU AND YOUR MAIN BRANCH POSEY GO AND KICK SOME PUPPYS!!!?"
"I don't understa-"
The next statement was cut to a close as Neji slapped Hinata's ass out the door.
She stuttered ever since.
She got up and looked around.
She didn't know were she was by looking around but the smell hit her
"Oh m-m-m-my god this room smells like a used diaper mixed with 15 year old ramen!"
She looked around and saw just that.
"Yea this i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-is Naruto's house alright…." She thought
It took about several minutes for that thought to sink in.
When it did she abruptly fainted.
Choji went into his meat locker, which he kept in his room.
He looked around to see if there was something to eat.
He looked to see a big dog frozen in the back
"Alright it's the perfect time to eat Akamaru ive been saving him since naruto came back from training with Jiraya!"
He hulled out poor akamaru's carcass and got to work on eating the poor dog.
The door rung and choji took one final bite and stowed akamaru back into the meat locker.
"Come on in!" choji hollered
"Hey Choji" A scruffy looking boy popped in
'Oh hey kiba…" choji muffled as he tried to find some tick tacs to get the sent of dog out of his mouth.
"Hey have you seen akamaru around I know it's been a year since ive lost him but he's a big dog now I should have found him!!"
"Uhhhh Yeaa…." Choji squirmed
"Kiba pulled out his wallet and some pictures from inside.
"Look how Cuuuttteee he was sniffle he was such a trooper!"
"Oh god" choji thought.