Were not GAY!!!!

Back at the Golden Nugget

Riku and Sora walked in the hotel quite piss because of the garbage stench and that everyone looked at them like they were hobos. "First thing First Sora, we need to get out of that pansy of a room we have."

They walked up to the desk and rang the bell. "Hello boys." The clerk said in a gay voice.

"Um, hi we would like to check out of our room." said Riku

"Alright sweetie, what your name?"

"Um, Sora and Riku."

"Oh find you hahah silly boys" Sora and Riku looked at the clerk disturbingling. "what about your other room?"

"Other…room?"

"Yes, three weeks ago you two handsome fellows came here with a girl and rented a room for a month."

"Girl? Um was her name is Kairi?"

"You mean the red hair girl, oh yeah her and by the way do you know what type of shampoo she uses for her hair?"

"…Um nooooo? But we would like to know where this room is?" said Sora

"Yes here we are room 1213, yes after the second week you two bought the honeymoon suite I never knew you two were gay."

"Were not gay!" They said in union. "Just give us the keys!" said Riku

"Temper temper here you two go." He handed them the keys to room 1213. "Oh one more thing here you go." He handed them over a shoe box.

"Um, thanks? I think?" Riku and Sora walked off kind of disturbed.

"Well here we are room 1213, it's now or nothing." As Riku unlocked the door Sora stop him.

"Wait Riku lets think for a moment, how the hell do we know what's on the other side of this door."

"Well let's just hope that there isn't any gays, transsexual, weird people, fat people, copy of us and/or Canadians on the other side."

"Canadians? Why Canadians?"

"I don't know, it just came to me."

"Oh" Riku opens the door reviling just to be a normal room. "Well this is alright I guess." said Sora

Riku went in first looking around just to see if everything is alright, then Sora walked in and went over to the bed and placed the shoe box on it. There he saw a couple of pictures on the lamp table. He checked out the pictures, one had him Riku and Kairi dancing (Sora behind Kairi, Riku in front of her and Kairi in the middle). Another had Kairi kissing Sora and another had her kissing Riku then finally it had both kissing Kairi.

"Hey Riku look what I found." He handed him the photos. Riku examined the photos and had a thought when all this took place. "It must have taken place during that party that the king had."

"Wait maybe we can talk to the King about this, he must know something about all this." Riku agreed with him. Sora tries to summon his keyblade but nothing happen.

"Sora stop playing games."

"I'm not, I can't summon the keyblade." Again he try to summon his keyblade but nothing happen.

"Dude where's my keyblade?"

"Dude where's your keyblade?"

"Dude where's my keyblade?"

"Dude where's your keyblade?"

"Dude where's my keyblade?"

"Dude where's your keyblade?"

"I don't know? Where the hell is my keyblade?"

"Man this sucks, look lets get out of here and look for Kairi and Roxas maybe they have any answers."

"Fine."

"Riku I can't walk anymore, I'm tired." Sora fell to the ground.

Sora fell in front of the Golden Nugget entrance. "…Sora we just got out of the hotel, get your lazy ass off the ground!" Sora groaned and got up like an infant.

"Hey boys." said Kairi

"Kairi!" Sora quickly got up and both guys said her name in union.

"Um, are you two alright?"

"Yeah we were trying to find you all day." said Sora

"Oh, well I'll be going so see ya." She walked off a bit sad. "Wait Kairi!" Sora and Riku try to stop her but trip over by each others feet. "Oww damn it Sora watch out where your going."

"Same goes for you Riku." Sora got up first and helped Riku up. "I wonder what's wrong with her?" said Sora

"She's sad…" Sora and Riku turned around and saw Axel leaning against the wall.

"Sad? Sad about what?" said Riku

"What do you think, one day both of you were Kairi's boyfriends then you three came here for vacation, then few days latter you two fought over her which made her sad. After that you both got really wasted and drunk plus accidentally got married to each other which made her even sadder. Got it memorize."

"…What?!" They said in union. "Wait that what happen, so that means where not gay." said Sora

"How should I know only you know that? But I think I have an idea." Axel smiled at the end of the sentence that made Sora and Riku really really uncomfortable.

At Stardust Hotel/Casino Roxas and Namine were kissing each other on their bed until Axel threw Sora through the door landing in front of their bed. "Sora are you alright?" said Roxas

"Yeah I'm alright…" He said dizzily. Then Axel and a confused Riku walked in.

"Alright Roxas get up and get naked."

"What?!"

"You heard me."

"……Axel, are you gay?" said Namine

"Hell no, but were testing if these two are." He drag Riku next to him and pulled Sora by the foot.

"But why me?"

"Just do it!" Roxas blushed red like a tomato and stared to taking his clothes off, as for Sora and Riku thins idea only made them really uncomfortable and same goes for Axel. But for Namine this only got her turned on, now Roxas is now completely naked. "Anything…" he said very uncomfortable voice, "please say no" Axel looked the guys and they shook their heads. "Great" Axel said in a distasteful tone. "Namine, your turn." He said in a perverted tone.

"Whoa! Wait a minute Axel! Okay first of all this was a really stupid idea. And second nobody and nobody sees my girlfriend naked, except for me! Now get OUT!"

"But—" Axel got depress for not seeing Namine naked. "OUT!" Roxas grabbed Axel by the neck and threw him out of the window (Namine and Roxas are at the second floor of the hotel.) "And what about you two." Riku and Sora didn't want the same fate that Axel had, so without question leaving the couple to be alone.

"Axel is such an idiot."

"Roxas…" Namine said in a sexy tone, he turned to see her laying on the bed wearing only her panties. "Hell ya!" Roxas jumped on the bed and kissed and making love to her.

Outside

"Well that was a waste of time." said Riku

"Well at least we know that were not gay." said Sora

"Sora, we don't need to know that if were gay or not. We already know that were not gay!"

"……But Kairi know that we got married to each other, but she doesn't know that we did it by accident."

"Yeah I know, plus I'll never see Roxas the same way again, plus he's your nobody."

"I know, now I can look at myself the same way either." Riku shook his for disappointment. "C'mon Sora lets see if Axel is alright."

The guys headed to the ally way where Axel laid on the ground. "Hey Axel, are you alright?"

Axel raised his hand giving them thumbs up. "Yo…" Then a grey van came out of nowhere, five men ran out of the van grabbing Sora and Riku, the guys struggle but were knocked out by some type of gas the men sprayed in front of their faces.

"What about the red hair guy."

"Yeah take him too." Two men grabbed Axel and threw along with Sora and Riku in the van.

"You guys suck ass." said Axel

End Chapter